"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. AGAIN!" Vaggie screeched at the tv which was currently playing the ongoing turf war between Cherri bomb, sir pentious, and you guessed it angel dust.
"Can't he stay out of trouble for one week!" Vaggie yelled again nearly tearing out her hair while her pink bow turned into a pair of demon horns.
" looks like their fighting tooth and nail for that hotspot!" Katy killjoy said while swallowing a tooth and a nail for comedic effect. "I would sure love to nail her hot spot!" Tom trench replied winking suggestively "you always were a lip dick jackass Tom, or should I say.. no dick." Katy said to Tom before pouring the hot contents of her coffee mug onto toms crotch while he leaned forward in pain whimpering about how his dick had healed from last weeks coffee assault
"Anybody volunteer to go get angel?" Alestor said. drawing our attention away from the tv. Nobody raised their hands. Finally I raised my hand sighing in annoyance. " I'll go get him. I'll be back in probably 30 minute depending where the turf war is" I said before walking to the doors of the hotel and walking out to find the slutty spider in kinky boots
(Le time skip)
Bombs and gunfire exploded around me already makeing me nervous "ANGEL DUST!" I yelled through the explosions. The slutty spider saw me waved and then proceeded to walk up to me with a unlit bomb in one hand and a tommy gun in the other "hey dusty what are you doin here! Come to join in the turf war?" He yelled excitedly over the noise
"No I'm hear to bring you home back to the hotel why are you even out here anyway! Your ruining the hotels credibility!" I said starting to become angry "look I owed my girl buddy a solid isn't that a "redeeming quality" he said adding air quotes "NOT WHEN IT ENDS IN MASS TERETORRIAL GENOCIDE! YOUR MAKING THE HOTEL LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE!" I yelled throughly pissed "babe no, Im making you look sad! And pathetic! Like a orphan with no legs. Or arms. With progeria!" He said flashing his gold tooth. I let out a growl of anger restraining myself from punching him.
Unfortunately during our argument we didn't see an egg boi load up a spear cannon.
"LOOK COME BACK TO THE HOTEL RIGHT NOW OR ILL DRAG YOU THERE MYSEL-" I yelled before getting cut off by a sharp pain in my side
I looked down to see a metal spear in my side. Blood was already seeping out of the wound like a river.
I looked at Angel dust shocked while he gave me a terrified expression
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Whiskey lullabies (husk x dusty)
Teen FictionDusty was a victim of war who was killed in the heat of battle before being sent to hell for murder. Husk was also a victim of war who drank is sorrows until he dropped (literally) in hell. He claimes to have lost the ability to love Years ago but...
