Battle Tendency DxD (Joseph Joestar x High School DxD)

The Pervert

As Joseph walks to the academy he feels eyes watching him.

Joseph: Damn it my clothes are sticking out like a sore thumb.

Joseph makes it inside the academy and immediately gets confused about where to go.

Joseph: Crap witch class is it?

????: Excuse me are you lost?

Joseph looks and sees a girl leaning on a wall.

Joseph: Uh, yes.

Sona walks to Joseph and inspects him.

Sona: Where is your uniform?

Joseph: I ripped it. It was way to tight.

Sona: I see, I'll have to get you a new one. Now, what's your name?

Joseph: Joseph Joestar.

Sona takes out a book and looks through it.

Sona: You're in class 3-A.

Joseph: Where's that?

Sona: *sighs* Third floor in the A-wing.

Joseph: *walks away* Got it. Thank you.

Sona: (I feel a strange aura coming from him but it's weak. Hopefully it's nothing serious)

Joseph walks in his class as soon as the bell rings.

????: You're lucky.

Joseph looks and sees Rudol Von Stroheim wearing jeans, a brown leather jacket, and a vest with a bowtie underneath.

Joseph: Stroheim!

Stroheim: Do I know you?

Joseph: *smiles* You Nazi Bastard, of course, you know me.

Joseph hugs Stroheim but he immediately pushes Him away.

Stroheim: You must be the new transfer student.

Joseph: That doesn't matter. Do you remember anything from the fight?

Stroheim: Fight?

Joseph: Yeah when I got blasted into the air from that volcano. You were there too.

Joseph notices that Stroheim had no machinery in him.

Joseph: Hey I thought you were half cyborg or something.

Joseph starts to inspect and touch Stroheim trying to look for any piece of machinery on him. Stroheim has enough and grabs Joseph by the collar.

Stroheim: I know you're new here but that is no way to act anywhere in this world!

Joseph: But, But.

Stroheim: No buts! Now introduce yourself to the class!

Stroheim let's go of Joseph and looks at the class.