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Peter:
Ned
Ned
Ned
Ned
Ned
Ned
Ned
I need help hiding the body
C'mon man
Stop ignoring me

Tony:
Who is this?

Peter:
Haha very funny.
What are the answers to the homework?

Tony:
I think you have a wrong number.
My names not ned.

Peter:
Sorry. I must've typed the wrong number.
Umm you dont happen to know the answer to <insert English question over a tale of two cities>

Tony:
Yes its <insert answer here>. Btw how old are u?

Peter:
14, turning 15 in a week. How old are you?

Tony:
40

Peter:
What's your name?

Tony:
Not telling you. Idk anything about you.

Peter:
My name is Peter. If you dont tell me your name.

Tony:
Peter,no. I'm not telling you my name.

Peter:
Okay. Fine. Well before I start guessing, are you a Male or a female

Tony:
Male.

Peter:
Okay.
James
Bucky
Steve
Stephen
Roger
Barney
Spongebob
Tony
Anthony
Benjamin
Edward

Tony:
Kid,no.
Just. Just no.

Peter:
Fine. I'll choose for you.
Anthony.
Your contact info is saved as Anthony.

Tony:
Okay okay two questions
1. Barney? Really?
2. Why Anthony, Tony and edward?

Peter:
1. Because I can
2. Tony stark. He is the best person ever. He saved my life once. Well anyway, I got to school

Tony: bye kid.


Tony was in his lab before he got the texts. He told FRIDAY to alert him if he got up to 10 messages from the same number. So when he did he assumed it was fury. It wasnt. Some random person decided to text him. He was, of course, already tracing the number.

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