Living with Scps (LWS)

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Hey friends, I have good advice

If you can't dance, weep and watch Ra Ra Rasputin for hours
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049 went outside to look for 035. "oh, please don't make me drag you home."

Well, here's what happened.

The scps were on the balcony after Y/N left. 096 was very grumpy, as he had not gotten his milk. He screeched. This startled 999, so it jumped out the window.

And 035 jumped after it.

So, now they're both lost. All the scps were looking for them. Well, probably most of them. Some of them are probably just pretending.

Like 096 and 173 for example. Yea, they wouldn't care

049 huffed. All of a sudden, he heard a quiet but frightened gurgle coming from a bush.

049 jumped at the bush. "I've caught you, 999!"

Guess who was in the bush?

035

049 blinked. "What-" 035 hushed him before he could say much more. "I think 999's in that bush..."

"What? No, the only person in there was..." The plague doctor saw the orange slime lurking around the bush.

049 sighed and walked away. He decided he should head home and pretend he hadn't found the two.

Yep, I'm going home.

The thing is, he didn't know where it is.

The trio is stuck in the forest. Remember that now.

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173 aggressively cooked a meal while 079 yelled out the recipe.

"4 EGGS, NOT 3!" It screamed. 173 weeped. "I DON'T HAVE HANDS-"

096 snored in the living room. 682 yawned. "This isn't as fun as I thought it'd be," he complained.

106 shrugged. He looked outside. It was getting dark out, and 049, 035 and 999 weren't back yet.

Eh, they'll come home eventually.

For now, he decided to make it a bit more interesting for everyone in the room. He sat next to 096 and woke him up.

"What do you want, Lawrence?" 096 frowned. 106 smirked. "Yea, kiss me if I'm wrong, but 049's a girl, right?

682 looked up, smiling. 096 glared at 106 "you don't mean literally." The shy guy muttered. 106 nodded. "I do mean literally."

096 was blushing. "Wait, wait, wait," he shook his head. "This isn't a romantic fanfic, it's a comedy one! And, ew, you're an old man!"

106 rolled his eyes, smiling. 096 frowned. "No! Stop! Wipe that smile off your face!"

682 spoke up. "173 and 079 are cooking in the kitchen. Let's go join them"

The three scps walked in and saw 173 and 079. "Woah, we need some order in here." 106's voice rang through the thick smoke coming from the oven.

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Y/N whistled as they drove home. "Hmm, I wonder..." Y/N looked at the empty seats in their truck.

"Yea, we should do a road trip. And maybe..." Y/N wondered as they continued down the road.
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Aight, here's yer chapter

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