Living with Scps (LWS)

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Is it a bird

Is it a plane

No

It's the use of my unoriginal jokes

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Y/n stands there, scratching their head like should I do something or

They glance back at the scene of 096 yelling at poor 106.

096 was really screaming, he was going all banshee on the poor old guy
And 106 doesn't know what's happening, he doesn't know 096's back is snapped in half, he's just sitting there in terror

Y/N blankly watches the scene before Bright shoves past them with a chainsaw. Oh no, Y/N thought.

Lemme think about this a bit...

So, Bright has a chainsaw, and he's heading towards a saucy guy getting yelled at by a monster with a broken back

Hmm

The rational reaction would be to stop Bright, since 096 is already harmed as it is, and Bright could accidentally hit one of them.

Y/N sat down.

049 climbed out of the hole in the wall. All of sudden,

BLORSHFH
The sound of splattering liquid...
Or blood.

Y/N looked at 096 and 106 in terror. Phew, none of them were hurt, Bright just spilt some random cup of water and for some reason everyone started screaming

It was a good day

And ok so
Now, everyone was in the living room. How they got there, it's a mystery.
Y/N looked at everyone. "So, we still haven't actually met each other, huh?" Everybody shook their head. Y/N puffed up their chest. They stood there for a minute.

It was taking every fiber in their body to not scream.

All this interaction with sentient beings

It was too much

So Y/N crumpled to the floor.

Everyone in the room looked at the dying introvert having a silent meltdown on the floor. About 2 minutes later, 049 got up and kicked Y/N's head.

Y/N got up like nothing had happened.

"What happened?" 682 frowned, the giant lizard sat on 096's legs. 096 looked taken aback, not even bothered by the fact his legs were just crushed, and looking up at the reptile, "yea sit on my legs it's not like you broke my back as we-" he muttered. "aaand I hope you bury your parents" 682 casually shot back. "Anyways, tell us what happened Y/N"

Y/N glanced at Bright and the scps, before collapsing to the ground once again.

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Sorry the chapters are getting quite short
I will make a longer one next time, I promise
I'm gonna make sure it's out in at least 1 week
And it's gonna have at least more than 1000 words
I swear
Just gotta
Find some jokes
And
I'll be off