My brothers best friend (South Park creek)

Chapter Five

Craigs POV

Calm down Craig you gotta calm down.
You're in your own room, it's your rules.

She doesn't have to stay here.
You could kick her out any minute.
You know you want to.

Shut the fuck up brain.
You decided to bring her here.
This was all your fault.

No you were doing what that pretty little blonde was telling you to.

Ughhhhh fuck off.

"Is everything alright?" The decent girl puts a hand on my knee.
That then progresses to kissing which is a little too forceful on her side.

I don't like the way she's ramming her tongue down my throat.
And the way her lip gloss makes her mouth glide uncomfortably against mine.
I can't seem to enjoy this in any way, literally my eyes are just watching what she could possibly be doing wrong to make me dislike this.

It's gross.

I can't tell her that though, it'd be rude and completely uncalled for.
I should want this I mean I don't even have to try here.
She clearly wants this.
But.......
You don't.

Yes I fucking do.

Oh scary, oh s-s-shiver me timbers SHUT UP. You're in fucking denial can't you see.

Denial of what man you gotta help me out here.

Why do I even bother......

Fuck!
Ok ok ok ok.
Ummmmm.

"I need to pee" I yank myself from her grip and rush to my bathroom.
No no no no no.

I gotta.....
What have I gotta do?!
She's here In my room, she's ready for it.
I need to pull myself together.

Craig. This is your captain speaking.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!

I'm your captain and I'm speaking.

Ughhhhh.

There is only one way to get out of this. Tell her to pack her shit up and go you hoe!

But she didn't bring anything here though.

You get what I mean man stop being a smart ass.

Ughhh my subconscious mind is weird.
I need a way out of this, ideas, ideas, ideas.
Ummmmmmmm.........
I could set the house on fire?
Nah that's too obvious.
Umm I could give myself an electric shock.

Ummmmmm well I can't......wait!
The door.
The door.
THE DOOR!

Tweeks room is on the other side.
Aw but damn he's probably hitting a home run right now, fuck.
I'd hate to interrupt.

Hold on just a minute.

I'm Craig fucking Tucker!
Since when do I not interrupt.

Since when have I not been an annoying little shit.

I think over my idea one more time before finally putting my fist to the door.

1
2
3
Exactly three knocks.

Pleaseee Tweek I fucking need you.
I know it sounds dumb but I feel like crying, how did I get myself into this mess.
I'm so fucking stupid.
As I begin to slowly break down the door slightly cracks open before the small blonde slips through.

His hair is surprisingly more messy than before. It's a bit weird seeing as it was already completely untamed.
He's got his jeans on but you guessed it, no shirt.

I didn't notice his pretty shape earlier, I suppose he likes baggier tops.

Wow he's so well toned yet clearly doesn't bother with the gym which is a quality that I admire.
I hate gym rats with a passion.

He's quite thin but those soft curves are just so perfect.
I can't get over it!

Wow, so beautiful.

"Dude thank you so much how can I repay you." He says giving me a quick awkward hug then sliding down next to me.

"W-what?"

I'm so confused and a little flustered since his chest is on display.

"She's so grabby man! I should've been more cautious."
I'm about to say something when he does instead.

"Wait, w-why aren't you pounding some
pussy right now?" He raises an eyebrow.
I cringe at the way he said it.

'Pounding some pussy.'

I think I'm going to......

I quickly lunge over towards the toilet and the full contents of my stomach is now out in the open.

"Holy Shit! Are you ok."
Tweek is quick to rush to my side and comb my hair with his fingers?

Eh whatever it's nice in a way.
Usually I won't let anyone near my head.

"Craig are you done going for a pee?"
A look of worry spreads across my face.
"Twitchy come on, you should be begging for head rather than me asking you if you want it."

Now I may be mistaken but I could've sworn I heard him gulp.

"I'll help you if you help me" I mutter taking a deep breath.

He pats my back as if to say 'yes'.

Maybe we will get along well, we're bonding quite quickly.

This is gonna be an eventful summer that's for sure.

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