My brothers best friend (South Park creek)

Chapter Sixteen

Tweeks POV

Calm down Tweek calm down.
No ones there.

Don't turn around!

Turn around you'll see nothing there.

They're gonna kill you!

It's all In your imagination.

But there's a chance it could be real....

Fuck you racing thoughts.
Make up your mind guys I don't got all night, should I be scared or should I acknowledge the fact that I'm
Most likely subconsciously making things up.

Right come on you're a strong independent woman!
Well queen actually but ya.
Oh my god why can't I be more manly?!
Then I wouldn't even be scared of this situation, I'd laugh in the face of predictors.

Ha.

Ha.

Fuck-

See if I weren't so god damn slow I'd be fine, now I'm gonna die.
There's no chance of survival.

Zero.

Zilch.

I'm done for.

"And this my friend is why people like you shouldn't be out at night."

I let out a breath.

"People like me? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!"

"Small, Timid, cute, portable......"

My 'captor' turns me around slowly.

Oh I could just spit in that smug stupid face.

"Hi."

I roll my eyes at the guy in the blue hat.
"Are you serious?"

"Uhhh yeah, unless you'ld like me to leave you alone on the bad side of town, scared, lost , afraid......."

"Ok, ok take me back" the words rush out my mouth even though my brain wants to say the opposite.
Why can't I be a tough guy?

On the way back I finally ask the question that's been on my mind.
"So uhhh did you follow me?"

He looks down at me because yes ok I'm short, I'm a shawty.
"You didn't seriously think I'd let you go out this early in the morning. Plus I was kinda curious....."

I wonder what he was curious about, I won't ask I'll work it out.
Yeah.
Well actually it doesn't matter a whole lot does it.
It's not like I'm gonna now think about it for ages and take up hours or even days repeating that word.
Curious.
Curious.
Curious.
Tweek keep your cool.

"Curious about what?"

Finally the nagging stops. That's the only way I can actually deal with things, to ask the question that's messing with my head.

"To see who you're screwing or the drugs you sell"
I slap his arm.
"I do not sell drugs and I do not go screwing people on the streets!"

"But I thought all the kids were doing that stuff."

"Shut up Craig."

"Make me."

I huff.
He's so difficult isn't he.

"I'm a grown ass man." I cross my arms.

"So you got cake then."

"Yeah I- wait just a second!"

He laughs at my annoyed face, men, can't live with em can't live without em.

"Michaels gonna interrogate you ya know."

"No he will not!"

"Believe me he will"

"I'm not scared of my brother........"

******

I'm so scared of my brother.

He literally did that shit with like a spinny chair.
How he got the room that dark I have no idea.......
oh yeah he had the black setting on the light.

"And where were you two."

I don't know where he got a cat from but he had it in his lap.
Fuck I'll never put anything past him again that's for sure.

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