My brothers best friend (South Park creek)

Chapter Twenty-Two

Tweeks POV

As soon as my eyes open I feel a smile spread across my face.

Hm last night was fun from what I remember......
Huh.
Yeah it was fun.

From what I recall I had a nice theatrical kiss with Craig?
Yeah with Craig, thats kinda impossible to forget if you ask me.

I slept in my own bed for the second time ever because usually I'd slip into Craigs and we'd talk then both fall asleep.

I feel a presence next to me and slowly turn to see.....

Craigs POV

I had the best fucking time at the party.
Drinking, kissing(not usually a thing for me) and a lot of fucking around.....
By that I mean doing dumb shit not fucking people.
I didn't get too drunk cos I'm too smart for that, Tweek on the other hand hehe.
He should've known better.......

I DIDNT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM!

Of course not!

But I did do something......

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"OH MY GODDDDD"

And that's my que.
This is gonna be so fucking funny.

I burst into Tweeks room.

"What's all the screaming about- WHAT THE FUCKKK."

"C-craig gah what the hell did I do? I-I don't remember taking anyone to my room OH MY GOD."

He sniffs and looks like he's about to ball his eyes out.
Whatever I'll make this up to him later.

"RED?! TWEEK YOU BANGED MY COUSIN, WHAT?!"

"C-cousin?"

Red smirks at Tweek.

"That's right cousin, Hey Craig."

I massage my temples to add more realness to this.
My cousin and I are the best at pranks literally Jake Paul gots nothing on us.

"Tweek are you actually a hoe?"

"I-I guess so.....not complaining though she's hot."

I feel the colour drain from my face, he thinks she's hot?

No, no, no this was not supposed to backfire onto me.
The blonde was supposed to just cry for a while or something.

"Shouldn't try to outsmart the master." Tweek singers.

Red giggles as I just cross my arms.
Is he serious?
He knew it was a joke this whole time, or at least Part of the time!
The fuck!

I cough to get red to go away or something and she seems to understand instantly.

She winks at me leaving the room.

"Here you go Tweek I have your glass of water, oh and look tootsie rolls even though I don't see why people like them."

He smiles at me patting the spot next to him.

"So what happened last night?"

I sigh thinking back to everything, my life is hopeless.
The one person who I've felt something for doesn't remember the moment.

I might as-well dig my own grave right about now, good bye cruel world.

"What happened after the kissing and flirting?"

I don't know how I should feel right now, he said that so calmly.
Since he remembers it does he not care?
Is it that worthless to him?

"Uh well you were basically kidnapped and then you got out of it. You saw a bit of me and Bebe fighting and then we just talked."

"Aw what a shame did I not even get to third base?" He smirks.

I feel myself blush.

"Uh w-wa no."'

"Tell me, am I a good kisser or not?"

He watches my face intensely, I feel so on edge.
No ones ever made me feel like this, ever.

"Very very-"

"I swear to god guys if you are banging and not telling me...."

Michael stops half way through his sentence as Tweek was leaning in?

HE WAS LEANING IN?

Tweek gives Michael a death stare and he backs away.

"I'll just gonna....Bye!"

Then bam.

Kiss.

What am I supposed to do?
I'm kinda....No very stunned.

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