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2:04 am
Fuck all y'all

Mommy has added Shirmp

Fuckboi: Y'ALL I JUST WANTED LOVE

Akakaka: why

Duolingo: LET THE MAN LIVE AGAASHE

Akakaka: for the hundredth time. My name is not 'agaashe'. My name is akaashi @duolingo

Rooster: DOESN'T MATTER

Shrimp: what-

Akakaka: hi @shrimp

Mommy: CAN Y'ALL STOP FIGHTING

Fuckboi: oop @mommy came

Gaymer: that sounds wrong

Rooster: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gaymer is offline
Milkboi is online

Milkboi: can you stop spamming

Milkboi is offline

Shrimp: can I know what's going on??

Akakaka: sure

Akakaka: if they could stop spamming

Duolingo: we're sorry agaashe 🥺

Akaashi: firstly, that emoji. Secondly, i have gave up on telling you my name

Rooster: we're sorry mommy 🥺

Mommy: good. Daichi will wake up if you guys didn't stop spamming

Daddy is online

Daddy: no i'm up

Fuckboi: @daddy is here

Gaymer and Iwachan are online

Iwachan: please stfu

Iwachan is offline

Gaymer: why are you guys up at 2?

Rooster: says the gaymer who sleeps at 5

Gaymer: shut up kuroo

Shrimp: so THAT'S kuroo

Gaymer: haha. Yea

Gaymer and Rooster are offline
Milkboi is online

Akakaka: we have different names here

Shrimp: wait then who's who?

Milkboi: i'm here

Shrimp: ??

Milkboi: kageyama

Shrimp: WHAT

Milkboi: you exactly know why I'm named this

Shrimp: i do

Fuckboi: wait why is @shrimp here??

Gaymer is online

Mommy: i thought it'd be fun to add him here

Gaymer: and corrupt his mind? Okay then

Dino is online

Dino: IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WTF

Iwachan: what are you doing awake dinosaur?

Dino: i could ask you the same thing 'iwachan'

Fuckboi: oop-

Neapolitan and Buddha are online

Fuckboi: okay QUESTION

Milkboi: what is it now

Fuckboi: if i had a clone, and they turned into someone else, and we fucked, would it still be masturbation?

Shrimp: what's masturbation?

Neapolitan: EYE-

Buddha: it's for...

Buddha: ...entertainment...

Shrimp: i'm bored

Gaymer: shoyo no

Shrimp: why not?

Gaymer: just don't do it

Shrimp: fine then

Gaymer: @mommy this is why you shouldn't have added him

Mommy: oop-

Fuckboi: CAN I GET AN ANSWER NOW???

Gaymer is offline
Dino and Angrybird are online

Dino: it'll still be masturbation i think

Fuckboi: how tho?? Like?? They changed into another person???

Angrybird: still masturbation yup

Angrybird: the clone is still you no matter what so like-

Shrimp: wait who's @angrybird ??

Angrybird: heyo! It's terushima!!

Shrimp: oh! Hello!!

Daddy: all of you. GO. TO. BED.

Daddy: hinata! What're you doing still up??

Shrimp: okay i'll sleep

Shrimp, Daddy, Mommy and 6 others are offline.