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»9« - kuroo cheated

2:11 am
Where the hoes are kept

Shrimp, Gaymer, Rooster and 4 others are online

Gaymer: i hate one (1) rooster

Rooster: wait kenma no

Gaymer has left the chat

Rooster: omfg

Rooster has added Gaymer

Shrimp: what's going on

Gaymer: kuroo cheated on me

Mommy: firstly, what?? And secondly, you guys were dating??

Yakult: yea no shit i see them make out behind school every fucking day

Shrimp: o h

Rooster: for the millionth time, i didn't cheat on you kenma

Gaymer: you did

Rooster: okay firstly, where tf is the proof??

Dino: the proof is that you cheated on him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Gaymer: lmao yes

Rooster: TSUKISHIMA NOT NOW

Gaymer: okay but uhhh

Gaymer: you killed me in pubg

Dino: that does seem like betrayal

Dino: betrayal in a relationship = cheating

Dino: he got a point

Mommy: so this is what it's about??

Rooster: please sort this out mom

Rooster: and kenma?? You literally kill me everytime??

Gaymer: that's because you suck at every single game

Rooster: except the basketball game ;))

Gaymer: stfu my arms are gonna snap off if i play it

Daddy: bro we play volleyball not basketball

Daddy: this ain't knb

Shittykawa is online

Shittykawa: omfg i get in to see rooster head cheating and dad being a weeb wtf

Rooster: okay ya piece of shit

Gaymer: ^^i like that

Iwachan is online

Iwachan: look at that oikawa

Iwachan: you get hated by nekoma 24/7 now

Shittykawa: they're just sensitive

Gaymer: let me at him

Rooster: KENMA NO

Rooster and Gaymer are offline

Shittykawa: he never got the chance to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dino: omg stfu oikawa

Iwachan: shit you even got a hating from karasuno

Shittykawa: i get hate everywhere iwa-chan

Iwachan: so can i hate you??

Shittykawa: lmao no

Mommy: istfg go to sleep

Iwachan: fine

Daddy, Iwachan, Mommy and 4 others are offline