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2:56 am
Foursome

Gaymer, Rooster and Dino are online

Dino: where tf is yama

Gaymer: probably sleeping or some shit idk

Rooster: ofc he's sleeping he wouldn't be jerking off without us right??

Gaymer: omfg tet we're 3 messages in and you already said something grossss

Dino: yea no i don't think he would

Rooster: i'm getting bored of the name

Gaymer: what are you gonna name it then??

Rooster has changed the groups name into  😫🍆💦💦

Gaymer: WTF TET-

Dino: omg yes

Rooster: i love that

Dino is changed into Smartass by Rooster

Smartass: okay what now

Gaymer: that's more of a fact

Gucci is online

Gucci: what are you guys chatting??

Gucci: i was doing homework sorry

Gucci: i-

Gucci: tet why

Rooster: omg i live for yama's reactions when he suddenly gets into the gc

Gucci is changed into Innocentbby by Gaymer

Innocentbby: why are y'all changing names-

Rooster is changed into Flirtyfuckboi by Innocentbby

Flirtyfuckboi: omfg yes

Flirtyfuckboi: no one has changed my name for so long

Flirtyfuckboi: i love this tysm yama

Smartass: i wanna change ken's but i can't think of any help

Gaymer: ha

Gaymer: you'll never get me ✌🏻

Flirtyfuckboi: we'll see

Gaymer is changed into Gayass by Smartass

Gayass: HEY-

Flirtyfuckboi: omg yesss

Flirtyfuckboi: wait lets change our names into asses

Flirtufuckboi is changed into Flirtass by Gayass

Flirtass: omg YES

Innocentbby is changed into Niceass by Flirtass

Niceass: ...

Niceass: why

Gayass: now our names are asses

Gayass: wait what happened to the first topic

Smartass: when did we ever have a topic?

Gayass: true

Gayass: but what i'm saying is that why all of a sudden it became into asses

Gayass: lmao i looked back and it's actually tet's fault for changing tsuki's name to smartass

Flirtass: i'm always on the blame (T ^ T)

Niceass: omg i don't want my name anymore AAAAA

Niceass is changed into Innocentass by Gayass

Flirtass: and you're still sticking to the theme

Innocentass: i guess this is a bit better...

Smartass: yo what is with all the nicknames

Flirtass: omg yes nicknames

Flirtass: kenma is kodzuken or ken

Gayass: why are you taking my username as a nickname

Flirtass: tsukishima is tsukki/tsuki or kei

Smartass: that's not bad at least

Flirtass: yamaguchi is yama or dashi

Innocentass: why dashi-

Gayass: kuroo is tet or rō

Flirtass: RŌ OMG

Flirtass: ilyilyilyilyilyilyily

Innocentass: you tell that to us everyday but ilyt

Gayass: ilyt

Smartass: ilyt

Flirtass: OMG look at my boyfriends getting along ('°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Smartass: we've always gotten along what

Innocentass: ^^

Gayass: ^^

Gayass: you're the only one that's doing dumb shit that makes us wanna kos

Innocentass: wtf is kos tf

Smartass: i think it's kill ourselves

Gayass: yea no shit sherlock

Flirtass: omfg lmao guys i just had the best idea

Innocentass: wait what is it

Flirtass: what if ken and i snuck into your school

Gayass: lmao no

Flirtass: but don't you want to see your other 2 boyfriendssss

Gayass: fine

Smartass: lmfao try to get in here i dare you

Innocentass: tsukki no

Innocentass: all of us are gonna get in trouble

Gayass: your name suits you so much

Flirtass: it'll be worth it tho

Smartass: our lunch time starts at ——:——

Flirtass: omfg thank you tsuki

Gayass: i'll join

Flirtass: appointment check

Innocentass: you guys can work this all out imma go to bed goodnight!!

Flirtass: goodnight bby

Gayass: night

Smartass: night yama