Nicolas || Morgan
(April 3)
How's the post breakup, Bob?
Uh, what?
Um should I repeat myself, Bob?
No wait
I think you got the wrong number
I'm pretty sure I got the right one, Bob
I'm not Bob
No, no you are
We talked yesterday, you apologized and stuff
Ok wait so let me clarify something
Sure
Are you the same person who I accidentally texted?
Yes
The very same person who doesn't have any sense of privacy?
Yes
Wait, hey, that's very rude you know Bob
The very same person who is interested in my love life?
Not interested, curious but yes
Ok so... WHO THE FUCK IS BOB?
You
I've decided to name you Bob
Do you name every single thing you come across
Nope only you
See you're already on me very special person list
I have a name already so stop calling me Bob
Na uh , nope
I- ugh
Are you those stubborn people?
My friend call me a stubborn person
Personally I don't think I'm that stubborn why?
Nope nothing
- NICOLAS -
"Great, not only does he have no sense of privacy but he's also stubborn. I've met a stubborn, weird, narcissist."
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The Wrong April Fools text
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