The Wrong April Fools text

F I V E

Nicolas || Morgan

(April 5)

Heloooooo

Hi...?

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Uh, I think you got the wrong number

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Oh it's you

Jesus woman

Can you not be such a kill joy 

What is it dumbass

I'm not an dumb

Says the guy who doesn't know what inebriated means

I'm a girl uwu

What?

I'm a girl, you called me a guy...

 Seriously?

Yep

 OMG YOU'RE GAY... 

Damn I knew it!!

No i'm not gay

DID YOU JUST ADMIT YOU THINK I'M GAY?

Then you're a guy, 

Or else your first text would be 'bro, he cheated on me'

Dammit! 

Yep, this smartass just found your loophole

Narcissist

You betcha, I'm the narciss-iest out of all narcissists

Narciss-iest isn't even a word...

Jeez never thought a dumbass knew that

Hey your just insulting me now :(

You woke me up at 5 am

Hey, do you know VD?

What?

VD, vampire diaries

Bro vampire diaries are for snobs, now dork diaries on the other hand...

Eww, you read dork diaries? 

Those are for girls like... little girls

 It isn't illegal to read them you sexist and I do read them... fight me 

Jeez no need to go all Bruce Lee on me

Look at you being less grumpy

Who would wake up at 5 FREAKING AM and not be grumpy 

Um me?

Shut up

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

What are you doing?

Cute right

Not really...

I know so cute

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

...

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

What are you doing?

 Look at it catching stars

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Oop, the stars vanished because you woke it up : (

(ﾉ◕-◕)ﾉ

(ﾉ◕-◕)ﾉ

(ﾉ◕-◕)ﾉ

FEEL THE GUILT BITCH

...

Oh no, there's a pause

There's a pause

Pauses aren't good 

There shouldn't be a pause

Hello?

Well whatever floats your boat, baby

Did-no you didn't

Did you just call me baby?

Yes

Yes I did baby

Stop

Never, baby ;)

I'm done

Oke baby

Baby?

Oh shit you weren't joking

Ok I'll stop

Hello

Stranger?

A/N:

Hi so.. uhm.. enjoy!