Nicolas || Morgan
(April 7)
What's your name?
What?
You heard me
You're such a pushover, jeez
Correction I'm just trying to get to know my friend
Oh My mistake your highness
Forgiven
But seriously what's your name
Why would you want to know
Besides didn't you recently preached about how privacy is still a thing between strangers?
We've been talking for weeks
It's already safe to say that your officially promoted to my GSBFF
Ahem it's only been ONE WEEK
Don't make it sound like we've talked longer
Fine miss micromanager
How is that micromanaging?!!!!
'Cause I say so
It's times like this that I am reminded of your IQ
And GSBFF? what the heck is that?
Girl Stranger Best Friend Forever
Well that's awfully long and so... weird
I don't think I want you to call me that
I'm not calling you that, I'm TYPING it Einstein
Touché
So what is your name?
Why should I tell you, pedo?
Because I've been either calling you 'lady' or 'stranger'
And it's weird...
Than tell me yours
Nicolas or Nic or even the occasional Nico
hahaha
Who names their child Nico?
Correction, my name is NICOLAS, Nico is just a nickname
Ah, right sorry your highness
My condolences to you parents for having a child like you
And I your's for having such a narcissistic child
I didn't expect an answer
Well you got one
So... what's your name girly girl or boyly boy
boyly boy?
Eh, It rhymes
Just give me a god damn answer
Morgan
Huh
'Huh?'
Is that good or bad?
Nah, it's neither
I just assume that your name was like Sophia or like Brittney Spears
You're name was a lot normal than expected...
Brittney Spears?
Even I could sense the lack of creativity in there
I ain't picasso
eh
I'm 18 by the way
Why are you telling me all this stuff?
So you can stop calling me a pedo and we're GSBFF
Oh, wait are you like... 10?
Damn, I've been hitting on a 10 year old this whole time
Eww, no! no I'm not 10 WHAT THE HECK?
I'm so much older than that
So like 60 and above?
Wait- you've been hitting on me?
Gross
That is not the point lady
I wouldn't be calling you dude if I was 60
Hey, you could be a very cool grandpa
Don't underestimate Grandpas and their coolness
Sorry to burst your bubble but I ain't those cool gramps
So you're ten?
I'm 18
There you got an answer now stop assuming that I'm 10
So... we're the same age?
Yea no shit Sherlock
Well, i'll be damned
- NICHOLAS -
"Huh... so I wasn't making a move on a minor."
A/N:
yello losers!!! okey is that offensive? yea that's very offensive i jus- i just- I've always wanted to say that... but hey i could change it to 'yello winners!!' but that doesn't sound rite... rite? oke i'm just gonna stop... : (
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