Nicolas || Morgan
(April 19)
YO MORGANA
I don't want to be associated with Merlin's nemesis
Well guess what Morgana
I will virtually punch you if you don't stop calling me Morgana
Then I'm just gonna tell u
Are you even listening to me?
So...
Dude just get on with it
I
?
Punched
!!?
A
Punching bag?
Wow I'm so proud of u
Cue eye roll
No and shut the fudge up
A girl
WhAt
I punched
I heard what you said and you better explain
I know it was wron-
EXPLAIN
wha-
We're typing for god's sake
You make it look like I'm interrupting you
It's annoying
Hey, it's a habit
Yea, ya know waht else is annoying
You not answering a question I ask you
Do you want to know what happened or not?
I've been telling you to explain this entire time
Now spill bitch
well I punched a bully, you slut
I am not a slut and good for you, you fucker
I'm a good fucker just so you know and thank you, bitch
Ew gross and your welcome dumbass
Gasp
Well gasp too
Double gasp
HAH! Triple gasp
How
Dare
You
You cannot triple gasp me
Well I did
What you gonna do about it?
Then I bazzilion gasp you
Ok, now you're just having asthma
Now that I think of it it does sound like it
Anyways...
Anyways...
So would you finally explain what happened?
Well this girl was names Samara or something, can't remember
Well... I punched her
What do you mean you 'punched her'
It means what it means
Ya I know but why?
I mean I bet she deserved it but why?
I thought boys don't hit girls it's like bro code
Well fuck codes and ya know curiosity killed the cat
Seriously?!
It's a well known fact
Well I'm not a cat so fuck off
It's a metaphor or idiom or whatever you people call it
Failed Lit. class?
You don't wanna know how bad
Well what happened
I'm getting deja vu
When I came my ex started clinging onto me like a freakin bug
And so I told her to shoo away
And...
And she didn't want to so I punched her
In the face?
Yea I think I broke her nose but other than that
It was the weakest punch I have ever given
Her nose just cracked on it's own
That little amount of energy couldn't even brake a cracker
A CRACKER!!!
She was like bullying this kid named Ronianne apparently a nerd or something
...
Morgan?
...
SPEAK to me
Nic
Hmm?
I think
?
I think we go to the same school
- NICOLAS -
"Does she not realize I punched a girl?"
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