DISCLAIMER:
this chapter might be a little bit... uncomfortable. just so you know it's about tampons, bras, and periods... not gonna lie it's kinda, sort of an uncomfortable subject but this is based on a conversation I had with one of my friends and i just thought it'll be kinda funny... in a sick way i guess.
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Nicolas || Morgan
(April 16)
Periods sucks
I'm an actually GIRL so I know
Periods and bras sucks
This is taking a weird turn
My cousin is just...
What about your cousin?
She came over and she started talking about how uncomfortable her bra is
Why would she rant to you?
Exactly!!!
She wouldn't stop ranting and she even threatened to make me use one
Bahahaha
The easiest way to understand is through experience ;)
Not funny!!!
Hang in there
First thing she did when she came
she barged in saying 'i'm on my period so don't fuck with me or i'll blow your house down'
hahahahah
Not funny
....
Stop laughing
I'm not
Liar
how would you know?
Cause I could feel it in my gut
Alright I am laughing
Are they really uncomfortable
What bras?
Yea
Depends I mean I've been wearing them since I was 13
You get used to it
Oh
I've known other girls who take them off when they sleep tho
great
Uh, what's so great about that?
Now she's asking for freaking girl advice
HEEELLLPPP
?
Now she's taking of her bra
WTH?! in front of you?
De hell it just like popped off from under her shirt
What fucking voodoo is this
oh...
If I die please stick jefree star, tati, shane, and james charles on my coffin
Seriously?
Wait... oh my god
Don't worry I'll keep it a secret
Uh... why?
Excuse me? My death should be known by the ENTIRE WORLD
Umm... I'm talking about your hobby
Uh... did I ever develop such hobbies that should be kept a secret
I swear I'm not a dealer
No, no I mean make up
Ew no
My cousin hates the community, not make up
Avoid them like a fucking disease but always bugs me like a fly
oh I though you like- ya know make up
Since you watch them
WTF no
I don't want her coming to my grave ranting about her girl problems when I'm dead
I want to rest in PEACE
A-are you using jefree, tati, shane, and james as a repellent?
Like I said, I want peace
Ugh now she's asking if I have an extra tampon
Why would I have a tampon?
Ask your mom you no good of a human
Fuck off
If you want to replace me then be my guest
Nu uh no thank you
ugh she's making me get one
How the hell should I know what a tampon looks like
I don't even know where my mom keeps them
Want me to send a pic?
NOOOOO HELL NO
Your loss
Help
Are you seriously leaving me alone?
Dude
- NICOLAS -
"Got you a tampon."
"That's not a tampon."
"Then what the fuck am I holding?"
"Those are pads"
"..."
"what?"
A/N:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! you finally made it to the end of this very uncomfortable chapter. I know you might be thinking... Why in the world would I make this?
Again, as I said, I thought it'll be funny... I mean what are the odds of a boy talking to a girl about THOSE stuffs.
YOU ARE READING
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