The door of the Boar Hat slammed shut. We were all in the bar, except for Diane of course. She peered in from the window.
"Well,well,well...Time to assign bedrooms!" Meliodas annouced.
Shit. He's going to make me sleep with Ban. Not that i mind but, its weird isn't it? To sleep in the same bed with your ex-crush.
"Since now Ban and Vira are here...We'll have to change somethings. So Elizabeth will sleep with me!" Meliodas stated happily.
"Cap'n!!" Diane scolded.
"No, no. Lio you know damn well I won't let you sleep in the same bed as her." I opposed.
"Then who else is she going to sleep with?"
"ME! She can't sleep with Diane outside!"
"Oh. Well i guess you're gonna pass up the chance to sleep with Ban?"
He caught me. I mean I'd love to have Elizabeth sleep with me instead, so that she won't be groped in her sleep. But i mean, sleeping with Ban isn't really something i can pass up...besides, something fun might happen tonight?
"I- I didn't say that! I-" I defended myself.
"Lady Elvira...It's fine! I'll sleep with Sir Meliodas." Elizabeth butted in.
I quirked my eyebrow at her. Does she really think so? She nodded. I sighed. If she wants to sleep with him, fine. Just gotta do somethings first.
"Fine. But, we just have to put some extra measures. Hawk, you know what to do. Zaru, just sleep somewhere." I decided.
Zaru huffed as Hawk nodded and went to grab a rope. Can't believe a lady who is so prim and proper would voluntarily sleep on the same bed as a pervert. But if she wants to, what can i do?
Zaru just plopped onto the bar's floor, falling asleep in an instant. Meliodas and Elizabeth went up to his room. Hawk trailed behind with the rope in his mouth. Without context, It'll look like a very strange BDSM situation. No judgement though. Ban still stayed down and the bar. Diane was still outside. I decided to go talk to her for awhile before going to bed, not like i needed much sleep anyway.
"You can go up first Ban. I'll go talk to Diane." I told him, expecting him to proceed to the stairs and knockout in his drunken state.
"And what if i say no?" Ban answered back.
"Then stay down here all alone." I said while opening the door to exit.
"Hmph. Fine" Ban said as he went up the stairs.
I turned off the lights of the bar and closed the door silently behind me, stepping onto the wooden patio and onto the green grass. I walked to Diane, she seemed slightly drowsy.
"Hi Nia." I waved. I flew to the rooftop of the bar.
"Hello Lia...What are you doing here?" She yawned.
"Just checking in on my baby." I stated nonchalantly. She giggled.
She looked at me hesistantly, like she was curious. I'm guess she wants to ask me something.
"C'mon spit it out will ya?"
"Lia...what if Ban actually likes you?" She asked, laying down on the floor
"Well...that i can't really answer. We'll see if he still likes Elaine, and i mean i'll have to see if i like him too." I answered.
"Emotions are a tough thing, Nia. They can fuck you up really badly. Thats why i hated being so in love with Ban back then. I didn't like that i was so disturb by some guy-" I got cut off by Diane snoring.
