Mystic Messenger ~ oneshots 🤠

{10} 🌺 When you're on your period 🌺

How the mystic messenger characters would react when you're on your period.

Seven:
-as soon as he realises you're on your
period he'll start yelling and
screaming about "code red"...very
funny Seven
-you better be ready for a bunch of
period puns and jokes because even
if you yell at him he will under no
circumstances stop making them
-hes 100% tracking your period so he
can be prepared and if yours is
irregular he'll just always be prepared
with chocolate, pads (or tampons),
painkillers and a hot water bottle
-always ready to supply cuddles, he'll
NEVER complain about them since he
loves them and you (cute)
-he'll build a fort for you two in front
of the TV that's stocked with snacks,
Dr pepper and cushions, you'll be
spending most of your time in there
watching movies and cuddling
-whenever you snap he'll just make a
joke out of it, which pisses you off
more but you're glad because you are
HARSH when angry and hormonal

-"WE HAVE A CODE RED, HORMONAL
AND BLEEDING GIRLFRIEND. I
REPEAT. CODE RED, HORMONAL
AND BLEEDING GIRLFRIEND!"
"Seven if you don't shut the FUCK up
you're sleeping outside tonight you
fucking dickhead"
"oooh feisty, I like it but I'm a married
man woman"
"SEVEN I SWEAR TO-"
"boop"
"...I'm going to fucking kill you"
"no need to be so bloody aggressive
woman....oops?"
"COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT"
"CUDDLE TIMEEEE!"

Saeran:
-10 minutes in and he's already done
with your shit, like he will literally do
anything to get away from you at this
point
-as soon as he realises you're on your
period he stops what he's doing and
eats icecream with you (mainly
because it's an excuse to eat icecream
but shhh don't tell anyone that)
-you're both constantly yelling at
eachother over nothing and then
being the sweetest 5 seconds later
-sometimes you seriously think he's
on his period too because holy hell
-everyone avoids you two since you
both spend the whole time
complaining and being assholes
-you still get giant cuddle sessions
though, I mean come on who would
say no to cuddles

"Saerannnnnnn, stop ignoring meeeeeeee!"
"oh my god, just shut up already Y/N"
"you're literally such an asshole, your
girlfriend is having her uterus
RIPPED apart and is BLEEDING from
her vagina, but what are you doing?
eating icecream."
"....want some?"
"piss off. I'm gonna go fuck your brother if you keep this up"
"as if he'd want your skank ass"
"you say that as if you didn't nail me against that wall 2 nights ago"
"shut up."

Zen:
-as soon as he realises you're on your
period he goes out and buys you
some pads/tampons, he seriously
couldn't care less if someone stared
at him
-if you stain the bed he'll run you a
shower and clean up for you, which
you get embarrassed about but he
just wants you to be comfortable
-gets you your favourite chocolate
since you always bang on about how
you crave chocolate on your period
-you constantly get sad for no reason
and interrogate him, but he just
answers your questions and reminds
you that he only loves you
-binge watching his musicals the
whole time while cuddling since he's
practically a human water bottle and
it helps your cramps

"Zen...you hate me don't you? of
course you do, I'm not as pretty as
those actresses or as talented as
them"
"don't be silly Y/N! I love you and only
you. you're the prettiest woman I've
ever met and I only have eyes for you"
"...I'm hungry"
"here, I got your favourite chocolate!"
"oh Zenny, you're the best!"
"Of course I am"
"hmmm....why do you love me though
cause it doesn't make any sense and-"
"Y/N I swear to God"

Jaehee:
-you two have synced since you're
always together, so you're both
prepared and know when you're on
your period
-binge watching Zens musicals,
cuddling and probably crying over
them the whole time
-getting pissed that Jaehee spends
more time fangirling over Zen than
you and getting bitter
-Jaehee making coffee for you both
and making sure you take painkillers
like the loving motherly figure she is
-lots of kisses and hugging, you two
also have naps together because
there's nothing better than sleep

"Oh my god, I love this musical!"
"I know right! Although I love every
single one of his performances, the
way he acts is just so raw and I
genuinely believe he is the most
talented actor of our time. I mean of
course he looks AMAZING but he
wouldn't be able to maintain his title
without his talent too and-"
"Jaehee would you shut up for 10 seconds, you seem to care more about Mr. Narc than your own girlfriend and it's getting boring"
"ah...I'm sorry Y/N, I'll be back with coffee and chocolate in a second"
"why don't you make Zen some of
your fucking coffee while your at it"
"whatever you say Y/N"
"..."
"...."
"JAEHEE IM SORRY I LOVE YOU, PLEASE COME BACK I WANT CUDDLES!"

Jumin:
-has you on bed rest most of the time
even though you tell him multiple
times that you are completely fine
and can walk around the house
-he doesn't really know what to do
since he's never really had a female
in his family that's stayed for long
(ouch...)
-does his work at home for the week so that he can keep an eye on you and make sure you are eating well as well as not upset over anything
-buying whatever you're craving so that you're happy, even if it's the most random things ever
-cuddles in bed with Elly all day until Jumin can finally come to bed and you cuddle with him while he talks about his day
-going on full blown rants while
Jumin listens and considers getting
you a therapist because clearly
you've been spending too much time
with Seven

"Jumin. don't you think frogs are the
cutest things ever? they're so
innocent and just mind their own
business. like dont mind me, just
jumping on to this lily pad here and
then I'll be on my way"
"uh....I guess?"
"I love all frogs so much. I don't know
why they get so much hate. except
Brazilian horned ones. those fuckers
are planning something and I know
it."
"are you feeling okay Y/N?"
"apart from the cramps and bleeding,
I'm fine JuJu!"
"...want some chocolate?"

Yoosung:
-poor baby gets terrified every single
time you're on your period, you get
snappy with him sometimes and he
HATES it
-stocking up on chocolate and snacks
so that he doesn't have to leave the
house often, since he hates leaving
you on your own
-CONSTANT CUDDLES! he hates the
idea of you being in pain so basically
doesn't leave your side the whole
time and is somehow more clingy
than you are
-watching him play LoLol and
screaming at the computer from over
his shoulder while he attacks a group
of people

"Y/N are you sure you're okay? I don't
need to get you another painkiller or
anymore snacks, do I?"
"Yoosung, I'm fine! now focus on the
screen, you can't lose this!
"are you sure it's okay for me to play
LoLol like this right now?"
"YOOSUNG ON YOUR LEFT!"
"HOW DID THEY KILL ME???"
"HOW IS THAT FAIR, I CALL
HACKER!"
"how did they do that? wait...is that
sevens username?!"
"that cocky bastard, he better watch
his back."

-•Authors Notes•-

Hey guys!
It's been a while but I am back with a 3am update,, YAY!

So I'm on my period right now and I can't sleep cause of cramps so this is my coping mechanism 😌

also I'm sorry to non-vagina users that you can't relate to this chapter but I'm also not sorry cause
FUCK U

how come we have to deal with this torture EVERY month and you don't!?
lucky bastards

so anywho I love you all, thank you for the reads & votes 🥺

also pls leave any requests you have cause I'm so uninspired 24/7 rn since I have online school and 5 overdue assessments 😙✌️