Mystic Messenger ~ oneshots 🤠

{19} 🌺 Random Headcanon's 🌺

•Seven and Zen are diehard The Weeknd stans and you can't convince me otherwise 😌

•Zen 100% has a fanpage for himself, idc what y'all think

•Jaehee is NOT a virgin, I mean y'all saw her pop off in the chatroom saying she's not innocent 👀

•The rest of them are literally the BIGGEST virgins, yes even Zen because who tf calls their sex drive "The Beast" like you're asking for bestiality rumours bitch

•They're all simps. All of them. Especially Zen, Yoosung and Seven.

•Jumin and V fucked once... or twice

•Seven is a Vumin stan and will fight Zumin stans

•V is so ridiculously clumsy that it's funny

•Jaehee has dreamt about running Jumin over and giving Elizabeth to Seven MULTIPLE times

•Yoosung is actually asked on dates LOTS but is too awkward and doesn't like them

•Seven loves listening to metal and heavy music

•Saeran REALLY wants a pet cat

•Jumin is an amazing singer and can play piano,, fight me

•Yoosung and Seven had a joint and extremely clickbaity YouTube channel once

•Saeran runs/wants to run a flower business

•Zen is the biggest drama queen then blames his job like-

•Both of the Choi twins love the beach

•Jumin literally bought you a whole ass company for your birthday

•Jaehee is practically a professional baker

•Seven VS Yoosung VS Saeran prank wars 😤

•Zen ALWAYS has a mirror on him

•Jaehee has a diss track on Jumin

•Jumin makes you the face of half his businesses - the other half being Elizabeth

•Zen was famous on musical.ly 😙✌️

•Jaehee has a stuffed toy/animals collection and it's the best thing on earth

•Jaehee = switch
Yoosung = sub
Zen = dom
Seven = switch
Jumin = dom
Saeran = switch (Ray has the BIGGEST SUB ENERGY)
V = switch
don't even try and fight me cause I
KNOW this is right 😌💅

•V, Seven, Saeran & Jumin are the kInKieSt bItChEs

•Seven is the KING of Mario kart but Jumin and Zen have no idea how to play

•MC gives no fucks about anyone or anything. periodt.

•Jumin and Yoosung both had flirting lessons from Seven and Zen which almost resulted in mass murder

•Jaehee has drunk enough coffee to kill 5 horses,, we're worried

•Jaehee actually LOVES animals

•Yoosung had the biggest Nightcore phase... he still secretly listens to it

•Zen has bad vision but refuses to wear glasses

•Rika was and still is a horse girl in her heart 🥴

•Jumin is literally just as much of a child as Seven is,, like 😳✋

•Seven and Yoosung are Hannah Montana STANS

•Saeran is legit best friends with Jaehee, they bake together all the time and Jaehee is like the chill pill he needs

•MC knows she's being controlled and remembers the resets

•Jumin would be a British chav and aggressively bully Yoosung :/

•Elizabeth the third would be that bitch that everyone secretly hates and gossips about everyone for no reason

•Seven has the airhorn sound saved on his phone and plays it whenever anyone says anything savage 😤

•Saeran carries candy in his pockets, just for emergencies

•Seven and Zen went to a strip club together 🤠

•V has a Tumblr account

•Vanderwood stole some of Sevens outfits once, one being his maid outfit

•Seven steals your wedding dress after the wedding :)

•Saeran sung for a kid in a park and gave them icecream but he'll never tell anyone

•Jumin is so much more narcassistic than Zen but just doesn't show off as much

•Yoosung is a master at latte art

•MC and Seven bought a rat together and no one was even surprised

--•Authors Notes•--
This was really random but it's just a bunch of Headcanon's I have for the characters 👀

also I might make a part 2 at some point but I don't know cause this is basically just a bunch of theories I have of them lmaofvbff

I have a really bad headache and it's probably from lack of sleep and spending all day on my phone but will I stop? no. It's not like I have anything else to do 😳✌️