𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

namjoon: how are you ?
charlie: i feel stupid, worthless and i want to die
namjoon: i-
charlie: nvm i'm fabulous

charlie sighs: no one loves me
jimin: are you sure ?
charlie *nodds*: yeah
jimin *pointing at himself*
jimin: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SERIOUSLY SURE?

jin: you're cute when you're angry
charlie: yeah? well I'm about to get real fucking adorable

yoongi: having something or someone to take care for cam improve someone's health
charlie: like a kid?
yoongi:
yoongi: yeah, but i was thinking like a plant-
charlie: well we already have jeongguk and i don't see how it is improving my health

hoseok [enters jimin's room]
hoseok: why are you naked??
jimin: i have no clothes
hoseok [opens closet]
hoseok: what are you saying, you have shirts, pants, more shirts, hi charlie, jackets, socks,..

jungkook: that's a pretty rock
taehyung: yeah, charlie gave it to me
charlie: i threw it at you
taehyung: she's so kind

jin: i dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room
charlie: okay, jimin dear
jimin *blushes* yes charlie?
charlie: move aside, you're blocking tae
BTS *gasps*
charlie: tae dear
taehyung: *blushes* yes
charlie: move you're blocking the mirror

charlie: why do good people die young?namjoon: when you are in a garden, full of flowers, which one do you pick?
charlie: the ugly ones
namjoon: exactl- wait, why? what?
charlie: ugly bitches don't belong in my garden

hoseok: what are you reading?
charlie: a book of things i like
hoseok: theres only pictures of jimin
charlie: oh.  what a coincidence

police 911: what's your emergency?
charlie: theres a monster in my house
jungkook: i'm your roomate
charlie: IT FOUND ME

taehyung [accidentally bumps into door]
charlie: are you okay?
taehyung: i'm fine
charlie: [to the door] you stand in tae's way one more time and i'll burn you

jungkook: is that a hickey??
charlie: no it's a mosquito bite
jimin [walks into room]
jimin: hey guys
jungkook: hey mosquito

txt maknae: can i dye my hair black?
bighit: no.
charlie [dying maknae's hair black] you gotta show them you don't give a fuck

charlie [watched jimin dance]
yoongi: hey charlie catch! *tosses some water at charlie*
charlie [soaked in water]
charlie: what was that for??
yoongi: you seemed thirsty

charlie: fuck me if i'm wrong
jimin: you're wrong
charlie: no listen-
jimin: i said you're WRONG

charlie in a horror movie
[phone rings]
charlie: what's up?
killer: i see you
charlie:
killer:
charlie: do i look good?

jimin: *strokes charlie's hair* you're so cute and tiny
charlie: i'm as tall as you
jimin: shut tf up

charlie: i know you can climb faster than i can
jimin: so what if i can?
charlie: why do you always let me win?
jimin: you like winning
charlie: so what do you get out of it?
jimin: i get to see you smile after winning
charlie: he's staring at my arse
taeyhung: he's staring at your arse