Spiderson One-shots Whump

Vine/ Gen Z

Suggested by: Lokieatspancakes and Paklaymon

Peter was excited, Shuri, his friend from Wakanda would be staying the week at Avengers Tower!

"Finally, a worthy opponent!" Peter chuckled to himself, "our battle will be legendary!"

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"Hi welcome to Chili's!"
Peter yelled as they hugged each other.

"Girl yass! I've been waiting for this for so long! T'challa doesn't understand anything!" Shuri spoke in her thicc Wakandan accent.

"This is gonna be so much fun!" Peter said as he dragged her to the common room.

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Tony: "Hey Pete, Shuri, could you come help me with this formula?"

Peter stared at the problem for a bit before pointing at it.

Peter: "HMHMH, that is NOT correct! Becauseaccordingtotheencyclopediaifjskfsjflsjfkdjdjd"

Tony: *backs away*

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Shuri: "Peter come here, let me see what you have!"

Peter: *running onto the ceiling* "A knife!"

Tony: "NO! PETER GET DOWN HERE YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF!"

Steve: "What is my life?"

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*Avengers eating dinner*
Shuri: *takes a bite*
"Oh my gawd, I love Chipotle!"

Peter: "Chipotle is my laifffeee!"

Clint: "This is fucking spaghetti."

Steve: "LANG-

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Peter: *walking into the common room*
"It is Wednesday my dudes."

Sam: "We know P-

"OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRHHHHHHH"

All of the Avengers: "JESUS WHAT THE FU

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Tony: *sleeping*

Peter: *panicked* Miss Keesha? Miss Keesha?! Miss Keesha!

Shuri: omfg she fucking ded

Tony: *wakes up*

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Avengers: *in the common room*

*Peter bursts into the room*

"Ayye! Everybody clap your hands!"

Shuri, Natasha, Pepper and Wanda:
*Clapclapclapclap*

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Rhodey: *telling a story* "And they were roommates!"

Peter and Shuri: "Oh my God they were roommates."

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Shuri: "But Pete, during Civil War, how did you take down Captain America?"

Peter: *in a heavy German accent* "We zhot hem in ze legz becuz his zheeld iz teh zise of a dinnerpleet and he's an idioot."

Steve: *starts crying*

Tony: *in tears* "MY FATHER MADE THAT!"

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Peter: *backing away into a ceiling corner* "DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!"

Tony: "Since when are you Christi-

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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Shuri: "Hey Peter how much money do you have?"

Peter: "69 cents."

Shuri: "Ha! You know what that means!"

Peter: *starting to cry* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

Tony: "Peter I'm a fucking billionaire I could buy McDonald's."

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Peter: *shoots down a monster*

Shuri: "That was legitness!"

Wanda: "Yea it was, huh?!"

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Maybe I'll do a part two, I liked doing this😂