quarantine has been driving me nuts, duh, and I've been wanting to dress up and go out, so I did the next best thing.
Me: *drags my sister and puts her in my old Russian dance costume then my old Spanish dance costume, then proceeds to fawn over her cuteness*
My sister: *done with my shit and practically rips the dresses off*
Me: :(
Me: ... Wait. *dresses up in my fanciest dress and wears a toy crown* I'm a motherfucking princess.
Ladies, y'all should try that. Feels good.
YOU ARE READING
Random Shit In My Life
HumorTitle says it all. This is legit the randomest shit ever.
