This just happened under twenty minutes ago.
Me: *in my normal, blankass accent that cannot be categorized as anything except a mix of British and American, according to some people* So, you take a coloured pencil, but like, the Maped ones, they're the only ones that work.
Mum: Mhmm.
Me: And then you dip it in the voter-
Mum: Voter? Why is it voter?
Me: *siiiiiiiiigh* I don't know, it just came out this way. Anyway.
Mum: What, did your Russian slip out or something? Voter...
Me: Okay, I don't know, maybe!
Dad: *comes in and starts talking to mum about something then leaves*
Me: As I was saying.
Mum: Right, yes, your voter.
Me: I MEANT WATER, OKAY?! I'm going to call it agua from now on.
Mum: Seriously? Why not su?
Me: ...Huh?
Mum: It's water in Azerbaijani.
Me: ...
Mum: *starts singing a dramatic phrase of an Azerbaijani song with that word 'su' in it*
Me: Okay, okay, I get it! No need for dramatic singing...
Mum: You sure?
Me: YES. ANYWAY, you dip the pencil in the agua-
Mum: *unimpressed look*
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Random Shit In My Life
HumorTitle says it all. This is legit the randomest shit ever.
