It's mom and dad's 15th anniversary, they got a cake, everyone was overstuffed by it, and...
Dad: Why did you cut such big pieces?
Mom: I don't know, because we're like, celebrating and stuff
Dad: ... What are we celebrating?
Me: *chokes on cake*
Mom: ... *gives him an 'are you kidding me' glare* *heavy sarcasm* No, nothing.
YOU ARE READING
Random Shit In My Life
HumorTitle says it all. This is legit the randomest shit ever.
