So, me, Mom, and four of my friends watched Avengers: Endgame together on practically the day it came out in cinemas here. Yes, we're all die-hard Marvel fans.
Me: Damnit. I wanna go to the bathroom.
Mom: Then go.
Me: But I'll miss something!
Mom: *le sigh* No, look, it's just Starlord dancing, you've seen that before. Now go.
Me: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. *runs to the bathroom which is some distance away and comes back in under a minute. No exaggeration*
Mom: I thought you were going?
Me: I wnt.
Mom: ...Why aren't you always this fast with everything?
Me: It's not Endgame everyday.
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Random Shit In My Life
HumorTitle says it all. This is legit the randomest shit ever.
