Random Shit In My Life

EY PRUSSIAN SHIT

Me: So, mom, you said I have German blood from my... *pauses* Great-grandmother, right?

Mom: Something like that, yeah. Why?

Me: Is it German or Prussian?

Mom: ... It's all Germany

Me: WAS SHE FROM THE WEST OR EAST

Mom: I don't know! Probably west.

Me: Hm, I don't think so. Because A, the east of Germany was literally Soviet Germany once, and everyone on your side of the family is from a country that was in the ex-Soviet Union. Well, mostly, but it would still make more sense, and B... *grins like an idiot with dramatic pause*

Mom: Yes?

Me: MY AWESOMENESS CAME FROM SOMEWHERE!

Mom: First of all, how very humble of you, second, what.

Me: Ya know, ZHE AWESOME GILBERT

Mom: Oh no.