Random Shit In My Life

EY... SOMETHING SHIT

Yesterday, at 10:30 pm, I had just finished writing a good few chapters of one of my fanfictions, and was prancing about the room. Ahem. 

Me: *walking like a drunk person and doing almost like finger guns at the random mirror I passed*

Me: *proceeds to almost fall down*

*Then I feel something straighten me from my head. Like something grabbed me by the head and made me stand straight*

Me: ... *confusion*

Me: Huh. So maybe my theory as a kid that we're all controlled by someone was right. Cool!

Me: *to the air above me* Thanks whoever you are! 

Yeah.

Um.

I don't know what's wrong with me.