EY INNOCENCE DISAPPEARANCE SHIT

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11 year old me: *reading Shadowhunters*

Book: *has Magnus constantly flirting with Alec*

11 year old me: ... Huh? Is Magnus a girl? But it's a weird girl name... Plus, the pronouns are all wrong... but...?

Later.

11 year old me: *tells my friend about my confusion*

My friend: Oh, they're gay. *explains what gay is*

11 year old me: ... 

More later.

11 year old me: Mom, what's gay mean?

Mom: *momentary panic* Happy.

11 year old me: No, like, is there another meaning?

Mom: ... Depends, what do you think the other meaning is?

11 year old me: Two men who are in a relationship.

Mom: ... Where did you even hear that?!

I was so innocent...

But that's how it all began.

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