The Chefshank Redemption

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Chris: Last week, the dry desert heat baked our favorite partners like roadkill on the blacktop. But crispy bottoms or not, they still had to mount their ancient steed… from a hundred foot platform! Haha. But that wasn’t all. A calf-roping contest had the teams lasso each other. When Trent’s crazy love act led him to throw challenges for Gwen, she gave him the old heave-ho. And then she got busted by his furious teammates, which led to some Total Drama. Well, poor old deputy Trent found himself hitching a ride on the 3:10 to Loonyville. The Screaming Gaffers won the west, and only eleven remain! Stay tuned to find out who will win this week. Could it be… the Grips?


Owen: Hey, we heard that!


Beth: It could still happen! We’re not losers!


Chris: Right. See for yourself next on Total. Drama. Action!


Harold, Duncan, and Owen: [snoring]


[air horn blares]


Duncan: Huh!


[crunch]


Duncan: Whiz dibs, I called it. Hey, a little help?


Justin: This is day twelve of my manicure. To risk any more cuticle damage would be madness.


Owen: Dudes, I got this.


Harold: [gasps] Uh-oh. [confessional] Rule number one, do not wake Owen’s beast within first thing in the morning.


Owen: [grunting] Come on!


Harold: Owen, we had cowboy beans last night! You’re seriously risking a toxic gas leak!


Owen: That’s all I am to you? Some kind of human fart machine?


Duncan: Ah, we just value our lives is all, all right big guy?


Owen: Aw, I love you guys. And I promise I’ll never ever blow another morning– [farts] Starting now. [farts] I mean, now.


Duncan, Justin, and Harold: [coughing]


Gwen: They’ve gotta open the door, right?! I have claustrophobia.


Heather: Oh, boohoo. This trailer is as tight as the space between Lindsay’s ears.


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