Dial M for Merged

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action... it was a festival of guts, determination, and sweat as yours truly put our contestants through their sports movie paces! Only, Leshawna was a little distracted when her rant about the gang turned up on Courtney's PDA. And so, in the end, Heather, the queen of mean, was sent packing straight to the salon. But there's no time to think about our coifs today. Instead, we're gonna make the best spy movie ever![James Bond music] And we might have a few sneaky surprises along the way. [splat] Right here on Total. Drama. Action!


[ Theme song ]


[fly buzzes]


Leshawna: Ugh... I keep eating like this, and my booty's gonna get bitty. See? Now, that's not kosher. What's a girl gotta do? I've said I'm sorry about a teensy spa lie a million times!


(Confessional: Courtney)


Courtney: And that's the only million Leshawna will ever see. [hums and dials on her phone] My lawyers are working on it right now.


(Confessional Off)


Leshawna: Even my own teammates? Teamies?


Harold: [weakly] Go, Leshawna. Go, Leshawna.


Leshawna: [sarcastically] Careful, you'll get wind burn from moving so fast.


Duncan: Hey, I don't trust anybody anyway, so... heh, biz is usual, teamie. Alaia?


Alaia: I agree


Bleak, yet oddly heartwarming.


Lindsay: Oh! Door, it's me, Lindsay. From this morning. You remember!


Alaia: she literally can't be that stupid!


Courtney: Door, meet doorknob.


Lindsay: Oh, yeah!


[whirring]


Automated Voice: Intruder alert! Entry denied!


Lindsay: [screams]


Courtney, Justin, and Beth: [gasp]


Duncan: What the? [groans]


Courtney: [gasps] Duncie!

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