Just realised, this scene has Be More Chill part 2. in it as well 🤧
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CHLOE
(to BROOKE) What did I tell you? She is such a slut!
BROOKE
You are so much better off without her, Jeremy.
CHLOE
Obviously! I mean, who does Madeline think she is?
(As CHLOE launches into a rant, JEREMY speaks to his SQUIP.)
JEREMY
What just happened?
THE SQUIP
A shared negative opinion is the fastest social bond. You want someone to like you...hate who they hate.
"That...actually makes sense."
CHLOE
Ugh, let's get out of here.
THE SQUIP
Brooke is going to offer you a ride. It is imperative you accept.
BROOKE
SO, DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
THE SQUIP
YES.
JEREMY
Yes! But...I'm supposed to meet my friend Michael.
Michael forces a chuckle, "Heh, at least you thought about me."
BROOKE
Oh...
THE SQUIP
Jeremy, if this is going to work, you need to do as I instruct.
BROOKE
Jeremy...
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE? WANNA GO FAR?
DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET INSIDE MY MOTHER'S CAR?
Everyone in the room is flustered at this point, except Christine, who is utterly confused. "What is wrong with you guys?" They ask, clearly not understanding the song.
"Um, it implies...sex..." Jenna whispers into their ear. Christine backs up and makes a disgusted face, now understanding the sexual undertones.
DRIVE IT ON HOME, DON'T YA SAY NO,
JERRY, CAN YOU BE COERCED? UH, HUH
Everyone looks at the blonde because of the 'uh, huh', making her blush.
BE HOME IN A SNATCH, ONLY ONE CATCH,
WE GOTTA STOP FOR FROZEN YOGURT FIRST
"Okay, but frozen yogurt isn't even that nice." Jade says, getting a glare from Brooke.
BROOKE and CHLOE
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
DO YOU WANNA RIDE?
WANNA GO FAR? DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET-
DO YOU WANNA GET INSIDE MY/HER MOTHER'S CAR?
"You guys sound amazing together!" Christine remarks.
"Aw, thanks!" They reply in unison.
DRIVE IT ON HOME, DON'T YA SAY NO,
JERRY, CAN YOU BE COERCED? UH, HUH
BE HOME IN A SNATCH, ONLY ONE CATCH,
WE GOTTA STOP FOR FROZEN YOGURT FIRST
BROOKE
PINKBERRY
Issie and Jade 'woop', eventually making the others join in.
JEREMY
I... Next time. I promise.
"Nice response dude!" Jake says, laughing. Rich looks up at him.
"Like you're any better," he deadpans. "You aren't good at smooth talking girls but- -" Jake cuts Rich off before he has a chance to finish his sentence by covering his mouth with his hand. Rich just rolls his eyes and pulls Jake's hand away.
CHLOE
Whatever.
(CHLOE starts to go. BROOKE hangs back.)
BROOKE
My boyfriend cheated on me too. Ex-boyfriend. So...I know how you feel.
"And I remember thinking...I'm about to beat this bitch up." Chloe says.
CHLOE
Brooke. Come on.
BROOKE
(giggling) Au Revoir.
(The girls leave.)
"Look at me using the French I'm learning!" Brooke says, pointing at the screen.
Chloe rolls her eyes, "Oh yes, such a good thing you convinced me to take French with you. So useful~"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aye! Another one down!!
Last part of this scene next chapter 💓
YOU ARE READING
Two River!Be More Chill reacts to Two River!Be More Chill ✔️
FanfictionThis is my favourite type of book in the bmc fandom and i've wanted to make one for a while but never had any ideas, but, now i do! What would happen if the squipsquad went to the cinema thinking they were watching the new Jumanji film, but instead...
