𝑰𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒎 - 𝑴.𝒚𝒈 𝒇𝒇

Line - 16 (y/n)

Today

Genius man🔥 :
Still not changing the username I see.
Hey are you awake?
Helloooo
Is anybody thereeee????
[3:00]

Yoongi wifeu💜 :
Yoongi shut the hell up man.
I'm trying to sleep here.
And also about the username.
[3:00]

Yoongi wifeu 💜 change their name from 'Yoongi wifeu 💜' to 'Y/n'

Genius man🔥 :
Awww mannn.
I like the previous one better.
[3:01]

Y/n :
Shut up.
Now let me sleep.
[3:01]

Genius man🔥 :
Okay baby ;)
[3:00]
Read.

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Genius man🔥 change Y/n name from 'Y/n' to 'My wifeu'

My wifeu :
Bro can you stop please 🙄.
[10:45]

Genius man🔥 :
No can do baby ;).
Ouch I got bro-zoned.
[10:45]

My wifeu :
What is up with you being all flirty like this dude.
[10:46]

Genius man🔥 :
Nothing.
Just want to annoy you.
[10:46]

My wifeu change Genius man🔥 name from 'Genius man🔥' to 'Asshole'

Asshole :
Bro wtf?
I give you a nice name and this is how you repay me?!?!
You are indeed rude >:(.
[10:48]
Read.

Asshole :
Oh so now you're leaving me on read?
[10:48]
Read.

Asshole :
Stop reading this and start replying to my text.
[10:48]

My wifeu :
*sigh* Why do I give my line id to you?
I'm regretting my decision now.
[10:49]

Asshole :
You give me your line id because you love me. Duh.
[10:49]

My wifeu :
Stop texting me now.
I'm about to go to my class.
[10:50]

Asshole :
YOU'RE STILL IN HS?!?!?!
[10:50]

My wifeu :
No you dumb fuck.
I'm a college student.
[10:50]

Asshole :
Oohhh.
Well in that case.
Good luck baby ;).
[10:51]

My wifeu :
Fuck off.
[10:51]

Asshole :
Rude.
[10:51]
Read.

+ one week later +

My wifeu :
Hey, I'm sorry for acting for acting rude to you last week.
It's because I'm on my period last week.
Not mentioning that last week is the most stressful week in my life.
I'm texting you at this hour so that you're not awake rn.
And I'm sorry for the spam.
[4:35]
Read.

+

'Shoot he read it, dang it. Why the heck is this guys awake at this hour?!?!'

+

Asshole :
Damn babe, I didn't know that you have a stressful week.
Oh wait.
Mind changing my username?
[4:35]

My wifeu :
Oh yeah I'm sorry.
[4:35]

My wifeu change Asshole name from 'Asshole' to 'Grandpa'

My wifeu change their own name from 'My wifeu' to 'Y/n'

Grandpa :
Hey I only said change my name not yours too.
And here I thought you're really sorry but turns out that you change my name to something that doesn't make sense.
[4:59]

Y/n :
Oops sorry :p.
And what do you mean it doesn't make sense?
It does make sense, cause you're acting like a grandpa sometimes.
[5:00]

Grandpa :
I'm not.
[5:00]

Y/n :
Yes you are.
Now I'm gonna sleep.
[5:01]

Grandpa :
Nooo.
Don't leave me >:(.
[5:01]

Y/n :
Yoongi go bother someone else.
[5:02]

Grandpa :
No.
[5:02]

Y/n :
Please?
[5:02]

Grandpa :
Okay good morning baby ;).
[5:03]

Y/n :
I—
You know what whatever.
[5:03]

Grandpa :
;).
[5:03]
Read.

.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*.+*

A/n : hey everyoneeeee

A/n : another reminder...*inhale* eNgLiSh iS nOt mY FiRsT lAnGuAgE sO i'M sOrRy iF tHeRe'S aNy mIsTakE aNd tYpO.

A/n : stay safe and healthy 💓

A/n : and don't you dare go out of your house or else I'm gonna sue you.

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