"whore." i mutter under my breath as i watch taeyong take the whole pack of oreos upstairs with him. "what was that?" he stops and asks me. "you heard me say i wanted oreos and now you're hogging all of them!" i exclaim at him. "so?" he shrugs and i throw whatever is closest to me, which happens to be a banana.
he gasps as it hits his bicep, "how rude!" i taunt him by making a face and he rolls his eyes. "you're childish." he says as he walks over to me. "whatever. give me my oreos." i say back. he heads back upstairs while i happily enjoy my oreos at the table, until my phone buzzed.
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j-hyun14 added you as a friend! [ accept | decline ]
["who is this man???" she decided to add him back because yolo]
j-hyun14 sent a chat to nari.lee
jaehyun: hi
nari: um
hello
how did u get my user
jaehyun: a friend
do u want to see my dick
nari: wtf??????
no
jaehyun: ☐ Tap to view
[the girl makes a face and quickly scrolls to find her (and taeyong's) friend, johnny's, user.]
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nari.lee sent a chat to johnsuhh
taeyong's little sister: johnny!!!!
daddy 😌: what
taeyong's little sister: this dude i think sent me a dick pic 😳
daddy 😌: lol open it
["so much help" nari rolls her eyes and exits the conversation. she decides to open the snap that jaehyun sent her. "AHHHHHHHH- oh. it's not even a dick." she laughs in relief.]
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[nari couldn't hold in her laughs and she ended up laughing for like 10 minutes.]
j-hyun14 sent a chat to nari.lee
jaehyun: i showed u my dick pls respond
nari: your-
the
balls
are huge
and pp is skinny
jaehyun: so
are you being racist to my dick
nari: yes
i am
jaehyun: did u like it
my dick
nari: yes
i loved it
😳💦
jaehyun: cool thanks
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his name is korean yet he typed in english to me. i can't write in hangul as much as i used to be able to, so its pretty much useless. but i can still speak korean fluently. you also might be wondering how johnny and i know each other.
well, i lived in new york city and johnny came to visit some friends of his. we had mutual friends and i met him at an ariana grande concert.
[FLASHBACK]
"hey! you like ariana?" i scream over the loud music to this weird guy i've never seen before. he came with my friend andrew so they must be close. i don't know about you, but i only go to concerts with my close friends. "what? oh- yeah!" he screams back.
"cool! my name's nari!" i tell him and he nods, "johnny! what's your last name?" he stops dancing and questions me. "lee. why? stalker." i say and he laughs. "no. i was just asking because i have a friend back in korea and you kind of remind me of him."
"well, my last name wouldn't be any help! so many asian people have the last name lee, yknow?" i say back. "yeah," he laughs. "it was worth a try, though. i don't even think my friend has a sister or anything, he's never mentioned it." he tells me. i nod, "what's his name?" "lee taeyong." he replies and i gasp.
"taeyong 'tytrack' lee?!" i exclaim and he nods, "yeah! you know him?" he asks. "yes, i know him. he's my brother!" "wow, that's crazy. taeyong never told me he has a sister. why do you live here? why don't you live with taeyong? how come he's never mentioned you?.." johnny continues to bombard me with questions.
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yeah so, that's how i know johnny. we met like a year ago and we kept contact. it's weird cause i talked to him more than my own brother. "nari!" taeyong screams for me. "what?" i scream back. he walks into the room and speaks, "we start school in a couple of days." i make a face, "what?"
"school? yknow the place where you learn? we start on monday." he remarks sarcastically. "whatever. they'll put me in like a special class for kids who can't read korean." i say. "we don't have a class for that." he tells me. "watch them make one just for me." "cause you're dumb." taeyong insults me.
i glare at him and he runs back upstairs before i could throw another banana at him.
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OoOoOo jaehyun sent nari a picture of his peepee 😳
bro what's gonna happen now are they gonna have kids are they gonna get married are they gonna have little pigs and hamsters running around?!??
