Toro51: OwO ok if i'm honest this will be a weird dare! i dare peashooter to be blind again but sunny is allowed to stay near him in case he gets hit by a car, everytime sunny talks with pea she has to flirt with him, chomp's voice pitch rises every hour and everytime catcus talks she has to scream. (For at least a day)
CACTI: I WAS ENJOYING TALKING NORMALLY!!!
Sunny: I don't want to flirt with Pea, I just won't talk to him
Pea: What I have to be blindfolded again!? And, what about getting hit by a car-
(Crazy Dave crashes through wall hitting only Pea)
Crazy Dave: Opps, I forgot where I left my tacos (looks under car) Oh heya Pea are you alright?
Pea: *In pain* Just peachey
Chomps: Welp you go to put on this blindfold while I go and sound like I inhaled 2 gallons of helium.
CACTI: I KNOW I SAID THAT I WISH I COULD GET QUESTIONS AND DARES BUT I NEVER WANTED TO HAVE TO SCREAM LIKE THIS!
Sunny: How do I ask Pea if he's okay, but I don't know how to say it.
Sunny: *flirty* You okay sugar?
Pea: Nope, I can't see a darn thing, and you flirting with me is making this situation very uncomfortable and aqward
(Sunny falls into depression)
Torchwood: Lol I don't have to do anything
*2 hours later*
Chomps: *High pitch squeal that would make any girl jelous* I hate thissssss.
Pea: Dude, just don't talk. My ears are going to explode
Chomps *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Pea's head explodes)
(All windows in the house break)
(Sunny puts on a big pair of earmuffs)
CACTI: SHUT UP!
Chomps: *High pitch* ok
(Pea respawns)
Pea: This is stupid
CACTI: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
(Writter appears)
Sunny: AHHHHH *throws broken glass at writter*
Writter: WTF
(CACTI stabs writter)
CACTI: NO
Chomps: *High pitch to the point of blowing Pea's head up again* Does that mean we can be done with this dare?
Pea: I think so. Anyways I'm outta here.
(Pea walks into wall due to not seeing a thing)
Pea: FFFFFFFFFFFFF*************************************** THIS STUPID *********** DARE, IM DONE
Sunny: *depressed* Arn't we all?
All: .........
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If you guys want to see more of this random stuff I think about that makes no sence then you can leave your dares in the comments and my weird brain will conjer up something very stupid but funny (I hope). :)
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