Crack Chapter
*Anthony first day in hell be like...
Avis & Avix: Is your refrigerator running?
Angel Dust: Yes of course, why?
Avis & Avix: YOU'RE GAY!
Angel Dust: *Loud exaggerated crying on the sofa*
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Lucifer: You're my wife right?
Lilith: Yes.
Lucifer: You know what I'm doing is for my family right?
Lilith: Yes.
Lucifer: You know that making Alastor kill (Name) is for hell's sake and mine right?
Lilith: Yes.
Lucifer: Then good! So you agreed with my plan!
Lilith: Debunk your plan if that's possible.
Lucifer: I sometimes wonder how you became my wife.
Lilith: It's because I'm hot, and truthfully the first ever female you made contact with.
Lucifer: ಠ︵ಠ
His siblings: ಠ∀ಠ
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Charlie:*About to sing hee famous song* Inside of every demon is-
Uncle Renzo(Greed): Greed for fame! Money! And Power!
Uncle Kevin(Wrath): Anger and Wraith.
Uncle Miller(Lust): BDSM and High rate sex tolerance~
Uncle Jiro(Envy): Jealousy and Envious intent.
Uncle Avix(Gluttony): Are Charlie, Demons are always hungry.
Aunt Avis(Sloth): Bitch no! All of them demons are lazy as fuck. ARAW ARAW SUNDAY BITCH.
Lucifer: I do not approve of this kind of family. Erase them from the map.
Charlie: ಠಗಠ
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*Reader got reincarnated*
(Name): Well shit. Would you look at that! I'm in the year 2020! It's not so bad-
*Distant screaming in the background.*
:: WHERE ARE THE TOILET PAPERS?!
:: WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TOUCH MY DING DONG THOT!
:: WE'RE HAVING ANOTHER PLAGUE!!
:: MY NAME IS JEFF-
:: WHY ARE THE PASTA SHELVES EMPTY?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
*Sirens in the background*
(Name): *Inhales* This is normal...(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
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Greg in the heaven: *Having a conversation with God* So what you're saying is, (Name) is going to be reincarnated in the next 90 years?
*God nodded.
Greg: Well, 90 years seems to be in a long time-
*(Name) popped out in the year 2020.
Greg: oh, would you look at that. Wait...is she...Is she 16?!
*God nodded once again.
Greg: Who is that man with a red hair and red suit. Wait, he looks like in his mid 30s! WAIT! THATS ILLEGAL-
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