Risotto being surrounded by stupid homo idiots (they also do crack)

gay poeple

Formaggio Illuso and Pesci went outside da house, and going to the walmart.
Formaggio explained the meaning of man behind the slaughter meme and said that it's already cringe and it's pissing him off, Illuso started to yell at Formaggio what that meme isn't cringe and it's funniest shit that he ever seen.
"like Pickle Rick? Said Pesci"
"YAKAMASHI, PESCI, YOURE HELLA ANNOYING AND THIS MEME IS A BIG CRINGE"
yelled Illuso and Formaggio to Pesci at the same time.

They started to look at each other

a second of an awkward silence, and then Pesci started to cry.

F- hey, Pesci, don't need to cry,,,,

I- um, Pesci, don't cry,, please...?

Formaggio to Illuso:
"Holy fucking shit, if Prosciutto will know that we made him cry, he will fucking castrates us and will send our dicks to India for a charity,,,,"

Pesci heard that and stopped to cry, he felt guilty for Illuso and Formaggio even if it's was their fault.

They're still walking to the walmart, and Formaggio started to talk about memes about cats and how precious they are, Illuso couldn't to not agree, because cats are gods.

Then, after these conversations about memes (which Illuso didn't listen at all)
Came an awkward silence, they walked in a silence.
Formaggio've got bored of this silence, (it was only 69 seconds of silence)
He decided to do something cringe. He touched Illuso's hand with his smol finger, by showing him that he wants to hold his hand, or just to tease him like that.
Pesci saw that, and he've got really surprised, because he thought that gay people don't exist, and also what does word "gay" mean:

"Are u "gay" people...?"

Formaggio immediately putted his hand in his pocket
F- GAY PEOPLE!?, duuuude what do u mean by thaaat????Me? "gay people?"ewww no

I- dude, are u homophobic, thats ain't cool...bruh...cringe...

P- um.... but actually, what exactly word "gay" means?

F- ahahah... it's just really close friends! Yes! And don't make any hasty conclusions without even knwing the meaning of the word

I- indeed

P- oh, i'm so sorry, but does it actually means that you two are gay....?

Illuso and Formaggio- "NO."

after 15 minutes walking in da silence and being pissed at Pesci they're finally came.

Illuso made a heehee sound (in Michael JacksonISH it means what they came)
Formaggio was really excited he never went to a walmart (because he was always fucking broke even for a walmart)
They're bowed to the god of a walmart (to the Speedwagon) near to the entrance, he blessed their souls and then letted them to come in.

F- ok, so, what do we have in our list
Formaggio did read the list and threw it at Pesci:

F- k, so, u go take everything that we need and i will look for the alcohol and special yankee shrimps with no brim.

I- the what..? Wait, nonono, i just can't let you to buy everything that u want-

F- are u my mom or smthng...?

I- NO. LISTEN TO ME, Risotto said to me to look for so u'll not buy any shit that we don't fucking need at all. Ok???

F- c'mooon, duuude, stop acting like Prosciutto or smthng, we are at the walmart, we can buy so much cringe or meme stuff

I- no we'll not.

F- DUDE C'MON GIVE ME A CHANCE IT'S A FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I'M BEING AT THE WALMART

I- OK, BITCH, THEN IT'S WILL BE NOT MY PROBLEM IF U WILL BE CASTRATED BY PROSCIUTTO

F- finee......

I- good, now, where did Pesci go...?

F- BRO, DON'T SAY THAT WE HAVE LOST PESCI

I- OH HELL NO OH NO OH NO NO NO NO OH GOD PLEASE
they're both started to scream with a hight pitched voice and crying

F- GODDAMIT SPEEDWAGON THE KING OF THE CHIMKEN NUGGIES AND THE HOLIEST CHOCCY MILK PLEASE SAVE US, AMEN

I- BWAAA, I'M TOO PERFECT TO DIE, JUST WHY TF DID THIS LITTLE PIECE OF UGLY RADDISH GOT LOST-

P- hey,,, guys,, i'm here,,,

said while doing ranegay with some random e-girls
Illuso joined them, because tiktok must see the true PerFeCtIoN

F- Hey, Illuzhoe, don't do ranegate, do me instead,,,,

e-girls ran away by saying "ewwww gay people, i didn't know that they ever exist"
And then they just died because The Lord Speedwagon doesn't respect homophobic people.

After, they took some choccy milk, doritoes, risotto, prosciutto, pannacotta, mountain dew and other shit

They came to the "fish corner", Pesci looked excitedly at the fishes while Formaggio was lookin for a"smooch fish" and "yankee shrimp with no brim", Illuso wasn't interested in fishes he thought that they're ugly just like Formaggio, but he's still lawkey homo for him

"WOAH YANKEE SHRIMP WITH NO BRIM" started yelling Hoemaggio

it was so epic so even Illuso went uncunsious of epicness, but Formaggio just was so amazed that he accidentally got a boner for it

Pesci didn't get the jokes and took other things that they've got in their list

to 🅱️e c🅾️ntinued