after a while they all finally came at their mf house. When Risopro opened the door they were totally shocked because everybode (except Ghia and Melone, cs they are still coming) were smocking crack.
"OH PESCI, MY LITTLE INNOCENT PESCI" Prosciutto started to cry "WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO YOU...." Pesci was unconsious laying on the couch
"He was too high so he passed out" said Formaggio with a smirk on his face
" BE READY TO FUKIN' DIE U DICKCHEESE" yelled Prosciutto taking a bottle of vodka from a bag.
"REEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE NO, I DON'T WANNA DIE,, HE WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED" F
"bitch he is too inocent stop lying u rat" said prosciutto and smacked his face with a bottle. after this situation Formaghio probably has a phobia on the mc fukin bottles of vodka
"Sooo,,,,,, Melone and Ghiaccio are still not here ,,,,thanks god,,, so do anyone knows what movie did they chose or idk,,,?" said Pro trying to avoid that he maybe killed his own child, because he was bleeding too hard.
"oh, idk, all the things that they did was: Melone trying to fucking lick Ghiaccio's face and Ghiaccio was yelling at him" said Illuso absolutely ignoring Formaggio being "dead"
"Um,, m'kay,, Riz go chose a movie and i'm going to call the morgue because there is a dead child, also guys, please don't tell it was me,,,,, let's say it was an accident, like,,, a bottle just fell from the shelf on his stupid and ugly head, okay???"Pr
everybody nodded
"wtf i'm not dead yet and i'm not ugly and stupid >:(" Formggio woke up from his 2 minute coma
"bitch,,why?" asked Prosciutto
"not funny ;(((("F
"OKAY, nevermind, i'm going to call taco bell to deliver some tacos, cs i'm too fucking done with this shit to cook something"Pr
everybody in this room had only one thought and it was: thanks god, thank u the savior lord jesus Speedwagon. "why are y'all so happy?-"Pr
"aniki, my tummy doesn't feel well after taco's :(" P
"noone gives a shit, i said that i'm too done with this shit to cook something, if u want different food go cook by yourself." Yelled Prosciutto while going to his room. And ofc he slammed the door cs he was in anger.
"NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME." he shouted from his room...
"Poor Aniki :( I feel bad for him, why are you guys so rude to him ;(("Said Pesci and in the moment everybody started to feel guilty.
suddenly someone broke the goddamn door and came "OH HELL YA BITCH WE CAME~" shouted Melone while Ghiaccio was dragging him by the hair, it was a big surprise that he still had them.
" wtf is happening guys, someone is finally died or idk why y'all sad?" G
"We made our dad even more depressed-" P
"DID U JUST CALL ME DAD!?!? OMFG U FINALLY ACCEPTED ME AS UR DAD, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE" shouted Prosciutto while running from his room, but WhOops he tripped over his own leg and fell on Melone's tiddies
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"actually, i don't mind~-"M
"damn ur tiddies are so smol like wtf,,," Pr
"what...?" M
and at this moment Ghiaccio was literally staring and making a face mixed with disguist, disapointment, sadness and jealoussy
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"what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, U HAM HOW U CAN BE THAT CLUMSY U FILTHY HAM ASS, BITCH LIKE WTF HOW COULD U JUST FALL ON THE TOP OF THIS WHORE LIKE HOW TF, OK" and then literally 44 seconds later Ghiaccio angrly grabbed Melomn
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