one hour has passed.
Taco bell delivery-man finally came and gave 'em some tacos.
Melone and Ghiaccio came back from their room after doing some StUfF and they all sat on the floor in the circle.
"um,, are we gonna do some kind of ritual now ?" R
"Lmao, it sounds fun" F
"No, guySz, we are gonNa play TruTh or DarE!!!!!"M
"the what,,, OH HELL NO" G
"nonono i'm not gonna play this game, oh hell no"Pr
" C'mon guys, it will be fun :D" P
"Oh hell it will be......." R
"Everybody is in. Let's uSe thiS bOtTle so we can chose easily who will tells and who will performs~" M
"WHAT NO, NOT THIS BOTTLE WHAAAAAAA" Frogmaggio yelled because of his new phobia
"Shhhh, cheeseboi, everything will be allright,,," said Illuso while comforting him
"k, let's spin the bottl" M
insert bottle-spinning sounds
Formaggio tells, Prosciutto performs
"oh fucking god ofcourse it would be me, bitch u can tell me to kill myself i would be happy"Pr
"Nahhh, let's do something more interesting, so, truth or dare?"
"dare, i'm not a pussy"
"hmmmm, okaaay, then tell Pesci what does word $ex means!!!" F
everybody gasped
"T h e w h a t" Pr
"Whoaa, Formaggio, sometimes u're not that dumb as i th-" I
"I'm not gonna do that."Pr
"c'mon, DudE, just do it or-" M
"Or what? Bitch, i'm not gonna do this" Pr
"c'mon if u'll not tell it now, someone will tell it l-" F
"i will not let them."Pr
"geez, he is 18, what if he will wants to do children???" I
"he is still too young." Pr
"but, bitch, when he will grows up he will wants"I
"dude, stop being stubborn and tell him, or i will tell Melone to do it in a bad way" F
"oHohO~" M
"BITCH, NO. OKAY I WILL DO THIS." Pr
everyone except Risotto and Pesci: FINALLY
Btw Pesci is in a big confussion, like why Prosciutto doesn't want to tell him the meaning of this "magic" word.
" okay, u can start!" F
"should i say it loudly?" pr
"yes, so we can hear if u'll cheat or no~" M
"uhghhhhhh,, okay,,,, so,,, Pesci,,, the $ex word means....... it's when 2 people fall in love with each other and then..... I CAN'T, IT'S LITERALLY EASIER KILL YOURS-"Pr
"continue!!!" F
Prosciutto accepted his fate and totally gave up on humanity.
" $ex-word means when 2 filthy fuckers are doing fuck and then if u'll not use a condom a bitch will gets pregnant, also exsist a g@y $ex where two boys, let's take annoying homo peasants Melone and Ghiaccio for example, they do fucking fuck but don't get pregnant, because they're both boys and they're also fucking bastards, also i heard that they fucking do bdsm shit and it's fucking disguisting. Are you happy now?" Pr
"what the fuck...?" G
"Don't you think u said way too much...?" M
"oh hell no! let's talk about the night when i literally couldn't sleep because of the fucking annoying noises from Melone's rooms, as i know u two were there, and i don 't want to fucking know what the fuck was happening there but i'm pretty sure that there were an actual meaning of the word $ex and not only."
Melone and Ghiaccio stayed silent. Ghiaccio became red as a goddammit tomato...
"b-but how did u heard that, only Risotto's room is close to Melone's, and also at night...?..."G
"bitch, shut up, that's not the case." Pr
"duuude, you totally roasted them....!"F
"Oh really? Then, maybe we should a start conversation about how i saw u two doing the meaning of the word $ ex in the bathroom's mirror like,,, why tf there, like every body can enter the bathroom and you two just-" Pr
"ENOUGH, NOW U CAN SHUT UP WE ARE ALL HAPPY.". F
"Are you sure you don't wanna know something more about your own private lives?"Pr
"NO" -MeloGhia, ForLuso
"Damnnn, u totally know much more details about their private lives then they themselves..." S
"Then, don't you wanna listen about yours with Gelato??" Pr
"ughh, no" Gel
"No thanks..." S
Pesci's mental health totally collapsed.
Risotto's also, because he wasn't ready to know what the fuck are their children doing with their lives.
to be continued.....🚔❌
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Risotto being surrounded by stupid homo idiots (they also do crack)
ActionRisotto is literally about to die from the braindamage
