Rodricks p.o.v
I have become angsty and problematic like a trump supporter without Gregg. So yesterday as I was watching milf porn I had an idea, why don't I shock him back to life! First I have to remove his stuffing and put his insides back, mommmmmm I scream where did you put Gregg's organs? I sold them for black tar heroin so I could give it to your dad so be wouldn't leave me because I am recently HIV positive after going on vacation to new York town, for future reference Rodrick if a homeless man ever asks you if you want to try his juices say no she said. You know what mom I said fuming im gonna nibble you until you submit me the papers that tell me where Gregg's body parts are. I can't honey baby im sorry she said, and to that I tried her down to the table and called up blueface and he came and crip walked on her face until her nose was demolished and her mouth was missing. That's what you get when you mess with papi I said. After that humbling experience I walked next door to the slaughter house and I took like 6 organ looking things because im pretty sure you have like 5 or 6 usually. I walk back home and I grab Gregg's hollow body and start to fill him up with the organs I got from next door, about halfway through I realized I needed blood and I wasn't gonna donate any of my blood for that useless whore so I went to the bathroom and took all of Manny's used tampons out of the bathtub and stuffed them in Gregg and duck taped him shut. Finally I dragged his slightly less lifeless body Into the garage where my band practices, I tied Gregg's body to my drumset with skipping ropes and tried to revive him with the power of rock. Halfway into the second verse of
forbidden love when Gregg started to stir.
Gregg's p.o.v
All I see is pitch black like lil huddy when all of a sudden I hear a wonderful owl screech but when I listen again it's daddy Rodrick singing forbidden love. I shoot straight up and begin dancing. When I was doing the Charlie Brown dance move Rodrick bearwalked over to me and groped me in a tight hug, I didn't miss you Gregg you fat white mammoth. I missed you too Rodrick the sand snail. I run up to my bedroom and hug my fish and man in my closet hello. I didn't miss living because now im back in my meat prison of my body. I suffer from bipolar depression caused by me eating to much gummi vitamins. #oops
