Gregg's pov
I've been alive for 12 minutes and my fat blind deaf mother is already making the family go on a road trip. I literally hate my life so much I want to kill everyone in a fit of rage sometimes lol. We have to go see great Nana at her house in Wyoming because she recently got both legs cut of and mulitated into cubes after a ski do accident. Right now we are in our minivan on the highway it is useless im going to flip the car.
Rodricks pov
Omg im so happy for once in my useless depressionalized state! Cardi B was on and I just had a chill pill which some people would say it's just ground up Xanax that you snort but it makes me chill ⛓️😻💀. All of a sudden there is a tornado in front of us Gregg grabs the wheel and locks the doors and drives us off the side of the road into a neighborhood. Gregg I screamed why are you driving a car you are not a functional human you are filled with used tampons! Daddy unlocks the doors and we all get out to see the house we crushed, it was great Nana's house, suprisingly she was still alive and invited us in for some ham.
Gregg's pov
I ate some very delicious ham and if you know me you know ham arouses me so I grabbed Rodrick by his neck and pulled him into great Nana's sex room. We sat on one of her sex swings and started passionately making out all of a sudden great Nana walked in with no pants on (you couldn't see anything cause her stomach flab hangs to low). Rodrick immediately took action and grabbed hand cuffs and duck tape so she couldn't move or talk. We handcuffed her to a mideval torture device and began to whip her violently. Me and rodricks secret couldn't get out or we would go to foster homes probably. Great Nana slowly started losing the rest of her limbs untill she was nothing but a head with no teeth, Rodrick grabbed a plastic bag and we put great Nana inside and flushed her down the toilet. Great Nana deserved that for killing me and rodricks mood 🤜🍆
Rodricks pov
Me and Gregg walk out of the sex room to be greeted by mom and dad screaming and Manny on the floor. Apparently Manny is in labour
