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The Frozen Face Disease - A Parody

So, I was going through some old stuff and I found this parody of 'The Poochie Lip Disease' by Patch the Pirate, that I wrote shortly after watching 'The Desolation of Smaug'

*cue music*

The Frozen Face Disease - A Parody by Hodophile_Sandhiller

Verse 1:

King Thranduil went a walking

In royal caverns grand

And spied a group of dwarfsies

while gazing o'er his land

He said "I've got to have them."

"I always get my way"

But when he could not keep them

His face, it froze away

Chorus:

The frozen face will get you if you don't watch out

The frozen face will get you if you start to freeze

So listen to our pleas

Please control that frozen face

And chase away the frozen face disease

Verse 2:

The king went to his cellar

He looked so cold and blue

He slammed the door behind him

And loudly cried "I'm cold!"

He said "They stole my barrels"

And sat down in a chair

"If I can't have those dwarves"

"I will eat all my hair"

Chorus:

The frozen face will get you if you don't watch out

The frozen face will get you if you start to freeze

So listen to our pleas

Please control that frozen face

And chase away the frozen face disease

Chase away the frozen face diissseeeeeeaaassseeeeee!!!!

It's so horrible. xoxo ~Dottie