Midoriya and Bakugo - corpse wiggler

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Midoriya, to the Dekusquad: Guys, today I learned that NASA's plan to dispose of corpses in space is to freeze them in the airlock and then violently shake the body with a robotic arm until it turns into space dust.

Bakugo, sitting across the room on the couch: Bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler

Midoriya: I-what did you say, Kacchan?

Bakugo: NOTHING, BACK OFF DEKU

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