Midoriya, to the Dekusquad: Guys, today I learned that NASA's plan to dispose of corpses in space is to freeze them in the airlock and then violently shake the body with a robotic arm until it turns into space dust.
Bakugo, sitting across the room on the couch: Bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler
Midoriya: I-what did you say, Kacchan?
Bakugo: NOTHING, BACK OFF DEKU
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My Hero Academia One Shots and Headcanons
FanfictionA few one shots, but mostly funny MHA headcanons/incorrect quotes! There are a lot of Kaminari headcanons, ngl #1 in bnhaincorrectquotes #29 in mhaoneshots #38 in bnhaoneshots