Shigaraki and Bakugo - phone call

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If Shigaraki tried to recruit Bakugo over phone:

Shigaraki: I'm gonna

*Click*

Shigaraki: *sinister surprised sputtering* Did he just... HANG UP on me???

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2nd Try

Shigaraki: Now listen to me, Bakugo Katsuki, I've

Bakugo: Kssch-chk can't -kschk - tunnel - kshskskkschsch *click*

Shigaraki: *screaming at the phone* THIS IS A LANDLINE

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3rd Try

Shigaraki: Ugh, now that I finally have you

Kaminari, Bakugo sniggering in the background: Hi, you've reached Perry's Pizza Parlor, all pizza's free with purchase of anchovy gravy, how may I help you?

Shigaraki: I PRESSED REDIAL WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TALK TO ME

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