If Shigaraki tried to recruit Bakugo over phone:
Shigaraki: I'm gonna
*Click*
Shigaraki: *sinister surprised sputtering* Did he just... HANG UP on me???
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2nd Try
Shigaraki: Now listen to me, Bakugo Katsuki, I've
Bakugo: Kssch-chk can't -kschk - tunnel - kshskskkschsch *click*
Shigaraki: *screaming at the phone* THIS IS A LANDLINE
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3rd Try
Shigaraki: Ugh, now that I finally have you
Kaminari, Bakugo sniggering in the background: Hi, you've reached Perry's Pizza Parlor, all pizza's free with purchase of anchovy gravy, how may I help you?
Shigaraki: I PRESSED REDIAL WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TALK TO ME
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My Hero Academia One Shots and Headcanons
FanfictionA few one shots, but mostly funny MHA headcanons/incorrect quotes! There are a lot of Kaminari headcanons, ngl #1 in bnhaincorrectquotes #29 in mhaoneshots #38 in bnhaoneshots