Bakugo and Midoriya - guards

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You arrive at a gate with two guards. 

Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue.

Guard 2: *under their breath* here we go

Guard 1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES

Guard 2: Jesus christ, Kacchan, I said I was sorry.

Bakugo: Sorry doesn't cut it, DEKU

Midoriya: ALL I SAID WAS YOUR SHOES ARE UNTIED

Bakugo: I DON'T NEED YOU POINTING OUT MY FLAWS

You:

You: So... can I go?

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