My Hero Academia One Shots and Headcanons

Pro Hero Iida - cha cha slide

Pro Hero Iida: *does the cha cha slide in full metal armour*

PH Iida: Slide to the left *indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

PH Iida: One hop this time *clonk* Two hops this time *clonk clonk*

PH Iida: Everybody clap your hands! *clankclankclankclank*

Villains: Please for the love of God just take us in already.

PH Iida: You were the ones who decided to make the poor life choices, my friend, not me. Now, you must pay.

Villains: We'll do literally anything, just don't make us look at you try and dance anymore.

PH Iida: Anything? Then shut up and stay still until someone else comes to bring you to the police. In the meantime... *begins to dance again, completely off time with the movements of an animatronic*

Villains: *cry*