Merlin and The Knights of the Round Table

Immortality

{This is really random, and doesn't make sense. Hopefully, it is funny, that was the goal.}

This is not how I saw my day going. I mean, not like it wasn't funny, cause it was, but it also wasn't fun. Let me tell ya:

I woke up like normal, I woke up the prat up like normal, but then the prat got an amazing idea (note the sarcasm). 'Let's go hunting!' it was only supposed to be for a few hours. And just like every time we get attacked by bandits. How Shocking! (Again Sarcasm), but someone (Me) decided to taunt them, and they shot me with a crossbow, right to the heart, THE HEART!

I died on the way back, it didn't stick though. Now wait, here's the best part, the idiots BURIED me! Which, by the way, is no fun digging out of, and then, AND THEN, they had the audacity to try and shoot me AGAIN!

Eventually, everyone settled down and I explained how I'm Emrys, and Arthur's the Once and Future King. Now magic is legal in Camelot, and I'm the Court Warlock! Even though all this happened, I still have to go on EVERY hunting trip, EVERY SINGLE ONE!!

As I said not how I saw this going, any questions?

{A/N: Again, Please Comment! I'm not going apologize for this.}