his butthole for a vagina!

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"See you guys in 2 weeks!" Gavin yells

"I will rub your pregnant belly when you get back!" Hannah yells

"I will not be pregnant!" I yell back

"Don't lie," Jay mutters to me

"Okay, I might not be pregnant!" I yell making my friends laugh

"Bye!" Jay and I yell

"Bye!" All of our friends yell as we step onto the jet

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We arrive in Caribbean and I squeal in happiness, making Jay chuckle at me.

"I can't believe this! We're married and on our fricken honeymoon!" I squeal

Jay laughs lightly and pulls me into a small hug and kisses my forehead, "Wait until the kids," he mutters

I smile and look up to kiss his lips.

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So, "Let's go rock climbing, it starts in an hour," Jay says

"Awesome!" I say before bending down to my suitcase.

I pick out a pair of black leggings and a slightly baggy tank top. I put of some sneakers and leave my hair. I grab my bag and put water, my sketchbook and bug spray inside.

Jay is wearing kahki shorts and a black tank top and in his backpack he had, water and bug spray and he packed our swimming stuff, just in case.

We leave and walk to some place where there are different activities. We walk over to the tour guide who is doing the rock climbing.

We start up to cliff and this lady arpund Justin's age kept smacking herself trying to get the mosquitos I reach into my bag grabbing my bug spray before catching up to her.

"Here you go, don't want you cstching malaria now do we?" I ask with a small smile handing it to her

She looks grateful, "Thank you so much," she says before stopping to spray herself.

She hands it back to me, "Thank yo-" she stopped herself as she looked me in my eyes, "Holy shit, you're China Meeks!" She says

I smile at her, "Yup," I shrug slightly

"Would you mind taking a picture with me?" She asks

"Not at all," I answer

She takes out her phone and takes a picture with me.

We catch up with the group and Jay puts his arm over my shoulder as I slip my bug spray into my bag.

When we arrive at the waterfall everyone gapes and then the tour guide says we will spend about an hour here.

I sit on a rock taking out my sketchbook and pencil. I was able to sketch the waterfall and the scenery around it.

A guy sits beside me with his own sketchbook out as well, "Do you have an extra pencil?" He asks

I smile, "Always," I take one out of my bag and hand it to him

"Thanks," he says with a smile before starting his drawing

"Can I see yours?" He asks

I nod and hand my sketchbook to him, "Can I see yours?" I ask

He smiles and hands me his sketchbook. I thought he was drawing the waterfall, but boy was I wrong. He was drawing me.

"This is perfect!" I say looking at every detail that he got correct

I see a small blush creep onto his face, "Thanks," and he looks at my hand, "Is your husband here too?" He asks, "I never saw Jay as the hiking type." He adds

I laugh before turning around slightly and calling Jay over. When he sees the guy he smiles, "Alex!" He says and they hug

My eyebrows raise in confusion, "Sure don't properly introduce me, that's fine," I mumble for them to hear

Jay laughs, "This is Alex, my old high school friend." Jay introduces

"I feel betrayed, I didnt even get an invite to the wedding." He puts a hand over his heart

I laugh, "We haven't seen each other in how many years?" Jay ask him

"I thought you would keep count," Alex says

"Her," Jay points to me, "And her friend keep count," He says

I shrug, "I could probably call her and we would say that same thing," I say

Jay hold up his phone which was calling Hannah and she picked up, "Yellow,"

"No purple," I answer

"I always knew your dick was big," she says making me laugh and I hear Gavin say something in the background, "This is China not your dick-rashes brother and why would I talk about your brothers dick?" she asks

"You are going to get your ass beat," I tell her

"He can suck my balls-" she starts off

"And swallow my dick," I finish making her laugh, "Anyway Jay wants to know if we can say how long we have been apart," I say

"Okay," she says

We wait a few seconds, "19 hours and 23 minutes," we say at the exact same Time making Alex's eyes widen

"Alright, I got to go before he does this while we are on the phone," she mutters

"Tell Gavin I said hi," I tell her

"Will do, bye," she says

"Bye," I answer

"I love you!" We say at the same time before laughing and hanging up

"Wow, your girl is freaky," Alex sings

I laugh lightly and then my phone rings with Justin's ID, I answer.

"I'm gay," he says quickly

I laugh, "I've known that since you were 15," I say

"It was an accident," he growls

"What happened?" Jay asks

"He slept with a guy 'by accident' after drinking way to much," I say with a laugh

"When China was 10 she was completely in love with pink," Justin says

"I was flipping ten!" I say, "You were underage and fucked a guy without even realizing his butthole wasn't a fuckjng vagina," I say

Jay and Alex bust out into a fit of laughter.

"On another note, I'm gay. I hate you and I'll see your pregnant ass when you get back Lil bitch," he says

"Love you too big bitch, bye," I say

"Bye," he hangs up

"Alex, you can fuck her brother," Jay says

Alex's face was red throughout what I said about Justin and suddenly I realize why. I bust out laughing, "You fucked my brother," I laugh

His face turns a darker shade of red, "Well I already knew I was gay anyway," he shrugs

"But how could you fuck my ugly excuse as a brother?" I ask

"It was dark, he though I was a for for Gods sake," he says

Jay and I laugh

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