Hey, quick disclaimer here. I DO NOT own ANY of the things I am putting in this book and I didn't write them either. I just found some things too funny to never see them again, so I made a book the end.
-Onecrazybish
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Camp Half-Blood/Jupiter vs. Hogwarts
Hogwarts: Persons below 17 cannot enter the Triwizard tournament bc it's dangerous and we need to protect our students
CHB/Jupiter: Hey, you're 12? Here's a sword, some armor, and some cool magic stuff. Go get 'em tiger! lol!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Camp Half-Blood many years ago...
Chiron: okay guys, being a demigod is dangerous and we have to make sure not to attract any monsters, so no electronic devices.
Camper: what about the shirts, sir?
Chiron: make the shirts BRIGHT ORANGE.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cabin #1 Zeus Storms Can Kill You, Unless You Learn How To Dance With It.
Cabin #2 Hera Loyal Wives Are Warfreak.
Cabin #3 Poseidon Waters Can Heal, Oceans Can Kill.
Cabin #4 Demeter Nature Is Not Your Ordinary Best Friend.
Cabin #5 Ares Life Is So Boring Without War.
Cabin #6 Athena Let Your Wisdom Be Your Weapon.
Cabin #7 Apollo Talent Without Wisdom Is Useless.
Cabin #8 Artemis Virginity Does Not Determine The Word Weakness.
Cabin #9 Hephaestus Technology Defines The Word Royalty.
Cabin #10 Aphrodite Love Is What You Want, Beauty Is What You Need.
Cabin #11 Hermes Theft Is Punishable, But Sneaky Cute Faces Are Not.
Cabin #12 Dionysus Parties Are Useless Without A Drink.
Cabin #13 Hades There Is No Place Like Underworld.
Cabin #14 Iris Life Without Colors Is Meaningless.
Cabin #15 Hypnos The Battle Is Between Sweet Dreams And Beautiful Nightmares.
Cabin #16 Nemesis Revenge Is Sweet And Never Been Better.
Cabin #17 Nike The Standard Unit For Victory Is Determination.
Cabin #18 Hebe Youth Is The Era Of Discoveries.
Cabin #19 Tyche Balls And Cards Cannot Actually Predict Your Luck.
Cabin #20 Hecate Magic Is Neither Good Nor Evil.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zeus to Thalia: i guess you can live
Athena to Annabeth: you have failed me
Hermes to Luke:
Hades to Nico: i liked you sister better
Poseidon to Percy: YOOOO MAH MAIN MAN HOW ARE THINGS WITH THE WHOLE SAVING THE WORLD THING HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE OH BTW SERIOUS STUFF IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN SO BRACE YOURSELF HAHAHA OK TTYL BYEEEEEEE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jason: Will-and-Nico-sitting-in-a-tree
Nico: Jason-get-away-from-me
Percy: first comes love, then comes marriage
Will: and the son of poseidon with spinal damage
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
