You know the drill, I don't own the stuff, I'm just sharing it with other lovely Oodlings.
-Onecrazybish
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imagine (I guess)
"Ginny, where did you learn to fight like that?"
"I have six older brothers."
"Really?"
"Yeah, Bill has long hair and wears jewelry, Charlie is a recluse with dozens of animals, Percy is a huge nerd, Fred and George have a reputation as being bad kids, Ron has a huge inferiority complex, and I wasn't gonna let anyone give them shit for any of that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger then me pretty early on."
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The gods are dying to know... Percy do you still crave lettuce?
Percy: Possibly...
Annabeth: HAHAHA GUINEA PIG!
Percy: Whatever "Ms. Makeup"
Annabeth: You fell for it!
Percy: So did you!!!
Reyna: Yep. Thanks for that.
Percy: SHE TRIED TO MURDER ME!
Reyna: Come on... you were fuzzy and cute!
Annabeth: We should have left him like that...
Reyna: Yep.
Jason: I have no clue what your talking about, but...
*waves lettuce in Percy's face*
Percy: *kicks Jason in the face and lunges for the lettuce*
Annabeth and Reyna: I think he still likes lettuce.
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Percy: I searched everywhere.
Clarisse: What?
Percy: I looked through hundreds of files.
Percy: Searched through my text messages.
Percy: I even searched my wardrobe.
Percy: But I still haven't found where I asked for your opinion.
Clarisse: ...
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Leo: HELP I BURNED MY HAND!
Percy: Quick, put it on something cold.
Leo: *puts hand over Nico's heart*
Leo: Ah, much better.
Nico: ...
Nico: You can't even get burned...
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Piper: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Frank: That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Annabeth: Spiders.
Jason: Wasps.
Hazel: Terriers.
Percy: Nico.
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Reasons why I'm single:
1: Characters like Tobias Eaton, Percy Jackson and Jace Wayland have given me very high expectations in guys.
2: My face.
3: 95% of the guys at my school never read unless its books for class and the back of video game packages.
4: Or if they do read, they have a bad taste in books and they don't get the beauty of books therefore they don't understand my obsession.
5: I'm too busy fangirling and crying over dead characters to socialize with specimens of the male gender.
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Percy: Nice hands, Annabeth.
Annabeth: uh... thanks?
Percy: I bet they'd look much better wrapped around my-
Hazel: wrAPPED AROUD THE BIBLE PRAIZE THE LORD AMEN!
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Camp Jupiter be like: We have an army.
Camp Half-Blood be like: We have a Clarisse and that's kinda the same thing.
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