Hey, guess what. I still don't own any of the material used in this book! Enjoy!
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Mr. D: Pierre Jackson
Percy: Percy Jackson
Mr. D: Peter Johnson
Me: Percy Jackson
Mr. D: Perry Jonas
Cat: Percy Jackson
Beyoncé: Percy Jackson
Universe: PERCY JACKSON
Mr. D: potato janitor
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Percy: What's YOLO?
Annabeth: It's an acronym for You Only Live Once.
Annabeth: It basically means flirting with death.
Nico: *bats eyelashes flirtatiously* Well Hello There.
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Headcannon
Whenever someone talks about something dirty, Nico covers Hazel's ears and says "there are little ears here!" Percy then agrees with his point while covering Nico's ears.
Frank then covers his own ears too.
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Argo II thoughts
frank: is there a way I can be two animals at once?
hazel: is there a way I can vanish jewels instead of summoning them?
piper: is there a way I can charm sing?
jason: is there a way I can lift heavy objects by using the wind?
annabeth: is there a way I can outsmart Gaia or the prophecy?
leo: is there a way I can shoot fire from my eyes?
nico: is there a way to find Bianca's reincarnation?
percy:
percy: is there a way to make pizza blue?
percy: ... i'd like that
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To Annabeth: Since your mother is Athena can you talk to olives?
Annabeth: PERCY CAN TALK TO SEA ANIMALS AND HORSES AND HE CAN DO STUFF WITH WATER
Annabeth: JASON CAN FLIPPING FLY AND CONTROL THE WEATHER
Annabeth: PIPER CAN CHARMSPEAK AND SHE CAN SPEAK FRENCH
Annabeth: LEO CAN SET HIMSELF ON FIRE AND BUILD WARSHIPS
Annabeth: HAZEL CAN CONTROL GEMS AND TUNNELS IN THE EARTH
Annabeth: FRANK CAN CHANGE INTO DIFFERENT ANIMALS
Annabeth: AND YOUR ASKING ME IF I CAN TALK TO OLIVES?
Annabeth: ....
Annabeth: Yes. Yes I can.
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To Annabeth: What do the olives say when they speak to you?
Annabeth: Oh, they mostly complement me. They're terrible flirts.
Percy: .........wait. yOU GET HIT ON BY OLIVES?
Annabeth: yeah, but its not like-
Percy: COACH GRAB YOUR BASEBALL BAT WE'RE MAKING OLIVE OIL
Annabeth: seriously it doesn't-
Coach: LETS GO CUPCAKE
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Headcannon
After the war is over, Zeus offers to grant each of the seven one wish. Anything.
Annabeth steps up and asks, "I would like to be able to say anything, anything at all, to one of the Olympian gods without fear of punishment or retribution."
Zeus, confused, allows her this request.
She turns to Hera and says, "Fuck. You."
Percy has to be carried out of the throne room because he's laughing so hard.
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Overheard on the Argo II: Puns
Percy: Boy, there sure is something... fishy... going on, isn't there?
Annabeth: Indeed, it'd probably be... wise... to avoid any trouble.
Nico: No, stop this right now.
Jason: My, what a... shocking... development.
Leo: Oh, things sure are... heating... up alright.
Nico: Zhang, make them stop, please.
Frank: Alright guys, you heard Nico, just let me be... Frank... with you.
Nico: You're all idiots,
Piper: I don't know, I find the quite...
Nico: Don't you dare!
Piper: ...Charming.
Hazel: I'll say. These puns are pure... gold.
Nico: You're all dead to me.
